For Sale (and other classified adverts)

[Zak33]

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! *
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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. *
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FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. *
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward. *
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale. *
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £!00. *
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WEDDING DRESS FOR ** SALE ** .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. *
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And the best one: *
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FOR ** SALE ** BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything*

[MadduckUK]

shouldn't this be in the for sale section? MODS!

[coco]

first dibs on the
Hateful little bastard
yorkie, please

[Zadock]

I saw a funny advert in the Framley examiner...

FOR SALE!
Cocker Spaniel kittens


Made me chuckle anyway...

[steve threlfall]

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale. *
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WEDDING DRESS FOR ** SALE ** .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. *
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And the best one: *
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FOR ** SALE ** BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything*

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