Old people say the funniest things.

My 86 year old Nan always cracks us up over the Crimbo period by saying or doing something that she should have thought about a bit more thoroughly. For example:

(Mid conversation about night clubs or dancing etc)
Nan: "In my day we used to do the Jitterbuggery until the early hours of the morning. Your Grandfather used to love doing the Jitterbuggery"

Any other old folk corkers?

Here comes and old woman from Bottany Bay, what have you got to giver her today?

Pork and Greens.