Old people say the funniest things.

[jamin]

My 86 year old Nan always cracks us up over the Crimbo period by saying or doing something that she should have thought about a bit more thoroughly. For example:

(Mid conversation about night clubs or dancing etc)
Nan: "In my day we used to do the Jitterbuggery until the early hours of the morning. Your Grandfather used to love doing the Jitterbuggery"

Any other old folk corkers?

[Stringent]

Here comes and old woman from Bottany Bay, what have you got to giver her today?

Pork and Greens.