Mandelson Masterclass

[santa claus]

there comes a point in everyones life when they realise santa claus isn't for real.

That's just great. You've been happy taking gifts from me all your life and now you're all growed up you deny my existence. And yet, come 25 December 2009 you will buy gifts and receive gifts and expect santa to deliver them.

Changing the habits of a lifetime is not easy especially when you don't really want to. Labour will win .

[Saracen]

Let's cut to the chase: Labour will win the next general election.

I think I've read this book before. Didn't it end ".... and then I woke up"?

[santa claus]

I think I've read this book before. Didn't it end ".... and then I woke up"?

Nah, you're confusing things with the old series of 'Dallas' in which J R got shot, Bobby got killed, Sue Ellen was a lush and then Pam woke up. Aww, you're jus' joshin' me ain'tcha ? You darn well know that Labour will win because there ain't nobody any better. Well, is there?

A reply of 'well, there's noone who could do any worse' won't do.