No milk? No biscuits?
Amateur.
Its shoddy tea making like this that killed Pavarotti.
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Short people with umbrellas.
People who smoke :D
Another small annoyance, the way the Heathrow Express bounces and rocks about so much that the WiFi they advertise all over the place is pretty much useless thanks to the laptop being hard to read.
- people who say 'for free' if its free its not for anything!
People saying 'mate you got a light'?!
NO!!! and even on the rare occasion that I do have a lighter on me your not using it!
Also Plastic packaging you know the stuff the use on nearly everything electronic/for the home!
Even with a pair of hefty scissors I almost break my hand trying to cut through the stuff, then have to hack it open with a kitchen knife, which then turns the packet into a lethal device with very sharp edges, and ive been left bleeding many times by them!
God im grumpy today!
Good things happening to bad people, bad things happening to good people.
My sense of fair play does not like that.
I thought of one that really gets on my tits.
People who put sharp knives straight into the washing up bowl. Grrr
People who eat cake.
Cake.
Not being able to eat cake without sticking needles in myself. :|
People posting on forums after beer. (beer!)
I'm drunk.
Ok, if that's how we're going to be. (it's a bit harsh... that's like saying people who eat sugar are bad, but I have to... being hypoglycaemic for whatever reason :( ) :D (I iz joking... I know how horrid it is to not be able to eat / drink something you like... see below!)
Caffeine and the way they put it in EVERYTHING.
Not being able to drink caffeine without ending up in resus being pumped full of drugs and racing the old dears having heart attacks on the ecg monitor (ok, that bit is fun...)
I also dislike this morning: people who deliberately block you when you're TRYING to go a completely different way to them on the tube. I nearly bashed him one.
oh and Tigs proof packaging - pretty much anything that comes packaged I have difficulties getting into... maybe I'm just doing it all wrong.
(MGH0 - is it just the sugar in the cake that causes the problem?)
We should start a trend of suing the manufacturers of that awful packaging for damage to hands etc when opening things. They only do that to combat loss on people returning items, if it cost more for using that type of packaging they might go back to the sensible stuff!
A bit more on topic: I'm not usually that easy to annoy but the thing that really gets to me is hypocrisy. Any situation from a housemate moaning about things being dirty when they've done nothing themselves to clean, to people keeping "-isms" alive by claiming any negativity towards them is because they're from a minority group and couldn't possibly be because they have flaws just like everyone else. (god that's hard to describe! hope you get the jist)
What a joyous thread! :D
Inteligent people at dinner parties who call me antisemetic for criticising Israel's foreign policy. rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish.
I never complain about it that much. In fact, it's a great way to meet ladies at the weekend as most of them are outside smoking leaving all the non-smokers to sample the stale sick, stale urine and stale body odour fumes that now fill nightclubs.
Oh... Losing your voice like I have and then speaking to people who ask in the silliest husky voice "lost your voice?"
No... I talk like this for the fun of it don't I? :rolleyes:
People who fill the sink with dirty dishes.
If you're gonna wash 'em wash 'em.
If you're not put 'em on the side.
Don't leave the blighters in the sink meaning I've gotta shift 'em just to get a glass of water! grr
People who insist on washing up in bowls.
I mean what's the point? You've a perfectly good sink and you're robbing yourself on space in which to wash your unfeasibly large wok and therefore taking a millenia to do it. If the sink's dirty clean it first!
Finally on washing up ....
People who insist on washing the greasiest items first and then not changing the water.
Why? Do I really want to use the dishes after you've 'cleaned' them as they appear to have a greasy shine. In fact they stink of old chip-fat.
Is it really that difficult to start with the cleanest stuff and even then occasionaly change the water? So you an eco-nut and only want to use one load of water, THEN USE LESS DISHES! (e.g. one pan for all aspects of a single meal)
GRRR
buying something on scan only to find the next day its on today only (happened today!)
wasps.
why must they enter my room at 9am every day, buzz(sp?) against the window for a few hours trying to get out, and wake me up.
then as soon as im able to move it flys at me, I wave arms at it then it flys straight out the window, first attempt without even hitting the glass.
chav's wearing berghaus jackets, it's not like you ever see a chav up in the mountains. There more likely lying drunk on the ground in bus stations or parks
Pubs that don't have nearly enough stools at the bar itself.
Me and a colleague actually too tuns sharing the only stool in the local pub tonght. I said he needed to "stand and grow tall" he thought i was still looking wrecked from the old i had this week.
Arrrgh! that happens to me too, except that the buggers ( whatever they are buzzing about, not wasps at that time! ) don't start buzzing until the light is switched off to go to sleep!!! oooor if i'm trying to read my book they come and think it's great to divebomb at me! :O_o1: NOT 'APPY
It's Harlan Coben's fault. He describes one of his main characters as a WASP all the time. It's something that has just stuck in my head for some reason.
What on earth is the that about me and 'olds'? Coyuld it be a missing 'c' on 'colds'? as i've just had one.
Mini roundabouts. They suddenly appear oneday but already gone next time I been to the same place. Mystery!:surprised:
Flies in the screen.
LOL just tried squashing the little blighter
The ongoing "Maddy" news reports..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6985454.stm
"Gerry McCann appealed for the family's privacy to be respected"
Sure.. after they've made such a fuss about getting Madeleine back and the court case that was so publicised, the papers are going to let them stroll through England without a second glance..
Having passed my driving test last month I have some new ones:
Kids on bikes, now I don't mean the lycra bound road warriors with dayglo helmets and lots of flashing lights. I mean the kids dressed head to toe in black, on a black bike, with no lights that wobble around the roads at night. The ones that are unpredictable. The ones who alternate from pavement to middle of the road from second to second. The ones in short who scare the living daylights out of me.
Next up: People who are puttering along at a safe, steady 30mph but then slow to 20mph to go through a speed camera in a 30 zone. There is a stretch of road on the way to work that has 3 cameras close together, one of which is up a fairly steep hill. Damn them for crawling up that hill and making me change down a gear.
Dirt: For getting on my car.
That is all.
For now.
In reply:
people who don't know what a national speed limit is. especially when I have somewhere to be (i.e the train)
Kids on those skate shoes, because putting a child, something already likely to fall over on wheels in a shopping center is of course a brilliant idea :rolleyes:
Incorrect use of two/to/too and there/their/they're.
foot tapping
thinking out loud