So after reading over a recent thread:
http://forums.hexus.net/general-disc...-students.html
I've decided that its time to take a stance, something must be done. It is very clear to me, that it is now my responsibility, and that of everyone aged say 22-30 to march on London, swing from the Cenotaph burn down the gift symbolising the human cost and grateful thanks for sacrifices made to protect our fellow man because you know, this is really important.
No, I'm not talking about the dwindling natural resources, think more important, and less selfishly!
Its not the growing threat of unrest in Nuclear nations, those are all silly places I won't miss anyway.
Its not those who are starving, I mean if they just ate each other they'd be fine.
Or those who are dieing for lack of clean drinking water, most of them can't even speak English, try and think totally selflessly.
Clear your mind of pre-conceptions, and look at the situation, I had to pay some money to go to uni. Now yes, yes, I know, I'm earning more than the average non uni grad, but then again I'm taxed more so it benefits you, you proles, so its about time you dug deep and paid me some of that money back. Or are you too selfish?
I mean just think how much all of us who have gone into highly profitable careers open to us thanks to the great fun that was university, are now contributing to the tax pool. More than you un-educated riff raffery, so you know, you owe us, you pricks.
And you know what, when your serving me a coffee, waiting on me at a bar, jiggling your tits at a strip club, scrubbing the toliet that I can't be bothered to do, how many times have you thanked me?
Not once, thats how many, you peasants are selfish dicks.
So the time has come, we must rise up, I figure a few of us city boys could march down after market close, we could also pay a few street urchins to help fill out our numbers, because how much tax does someone pay on a £150k bonus afterall! Why on earth should I ever have had to contribute to my degree.
That way all those who are scraping by on the Median wage can feel better about themselves knowing they've not been at all selfish because why should I start paying for a contribution towards my education just because i'm earning more than they are.