So, the world is going to end tomorrow apparently...

[Mama Sumae]

Time to build the space ship which will save humanity from destruction!!

Wait a second!!

This is not Civilization!!

Oh Noes!!

Clearly you're mixing up stories its not a space ship its an arc, and it wont simply save you from destruction it also provides you with 40 days and nights of free accommodation aboard a cruise.

Godly insurance, working in mysterious ways since ever.


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[streetster]

6pm local time, people!

I'm in NY at the moment, so can you give me a shout if all goes t!ts up at 6pm BST? gives me 5 hours worth of drinking time to prepare

ta,

Mark

[0iD]

All the stealing, and the lying, and the wickedness and the sexual perversion that is going on in society is telling us something..

Yep, it's telling us there's fun to be had! So stop being religious about it. Drink, shag, steal & partay hard!

[Nerval]

Oh no, I've just seen this thread, but in case it's true thought I'd better not waste time reading it all.
Have I missed it???

[Biscuit]

Oh no, I've just seen this thread, but in case it's true thought I'd better not waste time reading it all.
Have I missed it???

Yes you have been raptured, as has the entire of Hexus it seems. Who would have thought ^^

[0iD]

http://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g Blondie had it right

[father smurf]

Beat me to it Oid

[father smurf]

Ok - how about this instead... warning contains some naughty words and some objects of slightly dubious purpose...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

[shaithis]

Hey, we still have the myan "end of the world" prediction later this year......surely one of them has to be right soon?

[jim]

It's a fairly unrewarding job though, predicting the end of the world.

It's about the only situation where, when you're eventually proved right, there's absolutely no opportunity to look smug.

[0iD]

I suppose Rapture could've happened & Christians have to face up to the fact that they're collectively crap at being ..well..christian.

[Dareos]

I have been claimed by the Rapture and am currently posting from the bottom of the ocean, its kinda quiet down here except for the occasional explosion and some guy called Andrew Ryan on the PA going on about a perfect new world.

Overrated tbh.

[[GSV]Trig]

I thought it was the start of the end of the world, which takes 6 months, so by OCt 21st we'll all be dead or will have "ascended"...

[chuckskull]

Pretty weak tbh, God, expected more from you; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13486698

[Biscuit]

I thought it was the start of the end of the world, which takes 6 months, so by OCt 21st we'll all be dead or will have "ascended"...

Correct, AFAIK there wasn't any actual earthquakes but there was a pretty bad land slide in Malaysia. I dont count it but im guessing the fanatics do.

There was a couple in the US who gave up everything as they wanted to enjoy all the time before the rapture. They saved only enough money to keep them going up to the rapture as they where such devoted christians they knew they would ascend... morons. They seriously must have like ostrich egg on their faces right now, well you would think anyway but from what i have seen these crazy cats are 'keeping faith'

In another story a mom tried to kill her kids because she didn't want them to go through anymore of these end of the world happenings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj8-_jhFAA

[directhex]

I thought it was the start of the end of the world, which takes 6 months, so by OCt 21st we'll all be dead or will have "ascended"...

None of the faithful have to wait. They ascended at 6PM yesterday. Why would God subject them to 6 months of torment? It's the rest of us who have to endure that.