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[Shogun]

As seen in a thread about desmond tutu. Best one gets a virtual cookie

[Stoo]

The preparation for the mexican wave was currently going unnoticed thought bob..

[Stewart]

"Long faces all around as Bishop breaks promise to young friend that he will let him wear the best hat."

[TiG]

You could have got the carpet fitter to put the new carpet in when we where out the way

[Skii]

Enough was enough - His excellency had to sit between the pair of them before they kicked the living sh*t out of each other...

[shiato storm]

"Excuse me Father, but erm, have you farted?..."

[kemosabe]

"Gerry Adams and Chums sit down to talk about the proposed new methods of keeping the peace in N.Ireland".

[Shogun]

"Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalth not kil, Thou sh...."

[Angus]

The three kings lost their spirit after the star disappeared.

[TiG]

*Rubs Knees* - PHWOAR look at her over there...

[eldren]

Nice one, Skii. Thought of this before I read Angus':

The three wise men weren't feeling so clever, come nail inspection time.

[shiato storm]

"...Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes..."

they tried hard to keep the life in Sunday School any way they knew how...

[bsodmike]

dude in the middle: "I wish I took the blue pill....."
dude on the right (Bob): "Damn, I miss that choir boy....."
dude on the left: "I wonder if Bob will play 'the dog and fire hydrant' with me tonight..."

[Shogun]

"I'm too sexy for my hat..."

[Nick]

Guy on the right: *thinks* Ok, so one in three in the clergy are gay.... I know its not me, so I've got to keep me back to the wall with these two then....

[Nick]

Or...

Who ITV dredged up when a nun applied for 'Blind Date'.