Australian Radio Station Competition...

[Spunkey]

A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary, yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense.
The prize for a correct word was a return trip for two to Bali for a week.
The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave, what is your word?
Caller: Gaan spelt G A A N
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gaan is certainly a word not found in the English dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Gaan f*** yourself! Ha Ha Ha.

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: QFM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Gaan F*** yourself Ha Ha Ha!

Boom Boom

[ERU]

Well i thought it was funny

[spazman]

hahaaha made me chuckle

[MD]

haha took me ages to read it out, but the rest of the office like it

[da_ging]

[Efaill]

hehehe nice one that

[shiato storm]

classy, i guess only in aus could you get away with that...!

[blockers]

Made me chuckle hehe

[Pete]

yeh good stuff
ah the wonders of a prank call eh?

[TomWilko]

Rofl, very good