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  1. 26-10-2011, 07:16 PM #1
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    imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    Lol, funny when i saw it today.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...to-donkey.html

    A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the anima
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  2. 26-10-2011, 07:59 PM #2
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    I have had some heavy nights but never that heavy!
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  3. 26-10-2011, 08:02 PM #3
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    Is that his excuse for saying he's never been to bed with an ugly woman but woken up with a few ? !
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  4. 26-10-2011, 08:07 PM #4
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    LOL! Someone certainly had an interesting night.
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    maybe the donkey tuned into a prostitute for just one night and hes fallen in love with the real thing... what a sweet story
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    I think it's fair to say he likes a bit of ass
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    I bet it is noisy in bed.
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    Re: imbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey

    Or this

    http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=yeehaw

    Shoud be heehaw though...
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