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    Ladies...a moment please

    Which ladies here own tools?

    Lets not presume a single screw driver or a solitary hammer that your Dad left under the sink when he last visited.

    A tool box...lets say....minimum of 10 tools. Stuff LIKE (but not restricted too) Philips Screw Driver, Flat Head Screw Driver, Pliers, Hammer, Tape Measure, Various screws n nails, Cable ties, wire cutters, socket set, spanners, monkey wrench, drill, power screw driver....that kinda thing.

    A large screw driver and a small mini set count as two things....cos they have different jobs....but having 43 similar screw drivers and nowt else counts as just a couple.

    Who has what?

    And do ya use them?

    Cos I have to say....it makes a bloke happy to find his new lass has the stuff to fix a problem AND has a go at it herself too.....it's been my pleasure to find on almost Day 1 that Sair has stuff for fixing other stuff....what about you other lasses..?

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    nope sorry

    should really i spose.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    .....it's been my pleasure to find on almost Day 1 that Sair has stuff for fixing other stuff....

    That's down to good training from a practical Dad I think


    I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time.... It was them that started me drinking.

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    i have

    a PC tool kit (with ratchet screw driver - my life! [god that sounds so sad!])- v.handy
    a mini screw driver kit - also v.handy
    a dremel - used for modding my case, but not used it since last summer

    erm, think that's about it.... i'm a bit of a tom boy tho, i always preferred to play with my lego and make things (read: break) then play with dollies...

    right i'm off to catch a train to see my bloke! - cya

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    Dremel..good tool

    Oih Lynni....sort it out Mrs.....tools are cheap....second hand at Markets and stuff....

    Always worth having stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmo
    i always preferred to play with my lego and make things (read: break) then play with dollies...
    Me too... LEGO was just ace!!!!


    I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time.... It was them that started me drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    Dremel..good tool

    Oih Lynni....sort it out Mrs.....tools are cheap....second hand at Markets and stuff....

    Always worth having stuff


    Lynni has got one tool.... is an amazing multifunction device with a primitive AI program running.... I say primitive cos it goes a bit wrong when it senses anything with wings on near it.. and sometimes just crashes for no apparent reason

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    I have tools!! (Im proud to say!!)

    I have:
    Screwdriver set - and Ive used them all (they're not shiny and new!)
    Hammer
    Pliers
    Stanely Knife
    Tape Measure
    Drill and Drillbits
    Loads of nails/screws/rawplugs etc
    I have lots of other bits and pieces too - got a whole box full of stuff!

    And I know how to use em all too!
    Im proud to say that Ive put up every picture in my flat along with a whopping great big mirror in my lounge (I was VERY proud of myself that day!).
    I also put up the blind in my kitchen, a pull string curtain pole in my lounge and Im a dab hand at flat-pack furniture.
    Even got brave when I moved into my flat and replaced the standard light fitting in my lounge with some spots - ALL BY MYSELF! (And yes it does work!!)

    Self-sufficient woman here!
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    tools? what do i need tools for!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tumble
    Lynni has got one tool.... is an amazing multifunction device with a primitive AI program running.... I say primitive cos it goes a bit wrong when it senses anything with wings on near it.. and sometimes just crashes for no apparent reason
    i havent got a clue what your going on about, so im sure no1 else does either


    care to explain?


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    LOL, i think the tool starts with a T and ends in an E (heckle removed by Zakky)

    You use this tool with a point and do command and its done. Think its a bit of a bloke joke Lynni, so don't worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiG
    LOL, i think the tool starts with a T and ends in an E (heckle removed by Zakky)

    You use this tool with a point and do command and its done. Think its a bit of a bloke joke Lynni, so don't worry.

    TiG
    oh well im very sorry for not understanding then


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    First girl to admit to owning a circular saw gets a marriage proposal!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TeePee
    First girl to admit to owning a circular saw gets a marriage proposal!

    lucky im not looking then eh?


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    Lynni....your tool is TUMBLE....

    he gets all excited about planes...and crashes sometimes...either over excitement or in his car maybe

    Either way....I shall now remove TiG's purple icon cos its not polite to point

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    Lynni....your tool is TUMBLE....

    he gets all excited about planes...and crashes sometimes...either over excitement or in his car maybe

    Either way....I shall now remove TiG's purple icon cos its not polite to point
    bit late for trying to explain it arent you?

    i understand now!!!


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