View Poll Results: Is Hesky the Worst England player of all time?

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    I hate Hesky

    Is Hesky the worst England player of all time????
    He has no pace, no strength, no skill, no nothing.
    Stupid fat Hesky.
    I hate him, and blame him 100% for everything. Even for my mate getting dumped last night. I'm sure it was Heskys fault.
    I blame Hesky for making my mom buy AOL.
    I blame Hesky for giving me severe hay fever.
    It's all his fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bazzlad
    Is Hesky the worst England player of all time????
    He has no pace, no strength, no skill, no nothing.
    Stupid fat Hesky.
    I hate him, and blame him 100% for everything. Even for my mate getting dumped last night. I'm sure it was Heskys fault.
    I blame Hesky for making my mom buy AOL.
    I blame Hesky for giving me severe hay fever.
    It's all his fault.
    Next you will be saying we lost because of him

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    Good idea......England 1 Hesky+France 2

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    I just know this thread is gonna be shut soon.... Anyway im off to school to study nuclear physics.

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    Being England...it was bound to happen what happened last night. The football team is cursed never to do well

    Yep, I don't rate Heskey as a player at all...I hope his move to Birmingham will highlight this and Sven finally see's that playing Rooney/Owen/Vassel or Smith all the time is the ONLY option.

    As for that challenge last night to give away the free-kick...pure schoolboy error. Both teams i am sure would have been warned about giving away cheap kicks around the penalty box due to the quality of the people who cans trike the ball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomWilko

    Yep, I don't rate Heskey as a player at all...I hope his move to Birmingham will highlight this and Sven finally see's that playing Rooney/Owen/Vassel or Smith all the time is the ONLY option.
    I was telling my g/f this all night. Heskey was crap before he moved to blues but since he joined there he is now officiall crap in my books.

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    Why is Heskey crap? He is not an out an out striker, he is a player that other strikers love to play off.

    He's VERY strong, he holds the ball up well, he lays on passes for OTHER people to score.

    His job wasnt to score when he came on last night, it was to hold the ball up and try to lay Vassell in to score, which he very nearly did.

    Yes, he made a criminal challenge, but he's not a defender, he is a striker.

    He is not THE best, but he is certainly better than a lot of other English strikers.

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    strong??? my mate counted him fall over six times in the first 5 minutes of him being on! Rooney is a far stronger player, and was the only one that looked like he was trying in my opinion, why he was brought off ill never know. He is a really poor player in my opinion and i hope that is his last appearance for england.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shogun
    I just know this thread is gonna be shut soon.... Anyway im off to school to study nuclear physics.
    I've a feeling you may be right as well.

    As I've said before lads, please keep all Euro 2004 discussion in the Euro 2004 thread, so we don't have loads of these springing up.

    Thrid one closed now, by me or another mod. I say again - please keep ALL Euro 2004 discussion in the main thread.

    Many thanks.
    Last edited by Stewart; 14-06-2004 at 12:12 PM.

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