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Here follows a MiggyTech Inc public announcement!
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies and gentlemen*(1) roll up, roll up, prepare to be astounded*(2) by what can only be described as *the* most important marvel modern society, the pinnacle of mans social and technological evolution, the very hight of mans acheivments, ladies and gentleman i give you Snail-Back mail!
It's the handy dandy, always friendly, never missing, never broken, never quit'in*(3) mail service, it slices, it dices and it even does the dishes!
For the tiny fee you can have you can enjoy the luxury of having a letter of package moved from one place to another using our highly reliable mutant snails (now with mutant drivers!), yes siree, they'll not only pickup your message or good but they'll also take them to their destination*(4)!
Here we see lightening and his driver fred discussing the current state of the world address with one of the boys in blue!
Prices are as follows.
One letter delivered inner city = One Skittles and a Rolo
One letter delviered cross country = One packet of maltesers
One letter delivered internationaly = You really dont want to know!*(5)
One package, inner city = One normal size mars bar
One package. cross country = One king size mars bar
One package, internationaly = Trust me, you're better off not knowing*(6)
Note: Tipping fred is optional*(7)
*(1) By which i mean Dave
*(2) Ok, impressed.... well, more like amused... well, ok, bored, you happy now, well are ya?!??!
*(3) Exceptions are A) Lunch time B) When it's raining C) When freds not had his nap
*(4) We rarley loose them, much.. ok now and again.... ok so we lost the last 6!
*(5) One first born child
*(6) I wasnt kidding, you REALLY dont want to know, now skidadle!
*(7) While tipping is option most of the people who didnt tip fred havent been seen since, and those that have type with a stick now!
Disclaimer: Any views expressed within this post are most likley weird, and when i say weird i mean downright cooky, i mean hell, mutant snails, am i on crack or something!
Gota be the job, the long hours, the thankless work, it's getting to me man, i swear im gonna snap, SNAP I TELLS YA!!!.... say, why are you getting to close ?
Stay back man... i mean it!!!
Get away, im packing heat dude!!
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