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    Getting Old?

    According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those
    of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's
    probably shouldn't have survived,because our baby cots
    were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint
    which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no
    childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on
    doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.

    When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip
    flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels.
    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts
    or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a
    treat.

    We drank water from the garden hose and not from a
    bottle and it tasted the same. We ate chips, bread and
    butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar in
    it, but we were never overweight because we were
    always outside playing. We shared one drink with four
    friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually
    died from this.

    We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps
    and then went top speed down the hill, only to find
    out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging
    nettles a few times, we learned to solve the
    problem.

    We would leave home in the morning and could play all
    day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No
    one was able to reach us and no one minded.

    We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video
    games at all.

    No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround
    sound, no mobile phones,no personal computers, and no
    Internet chat rooms.

    We had friends we went outside and found them.

    We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes
    that ball really hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut
    and broke bones but there were no law suits. We had
    full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from
    other parents. We played knock-and-run and were
    actualy afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to
    friend's homes.

    We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we
    didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school,
    which was just round the corner.

    We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only
    the hood.

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law
    unheard of. They actually sided with the law.

    This generation has produced some of the best
    risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.
    The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation
    and new ideas.

    We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
    and we learned how to deal with it all.

    And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass this on
    to others who have had the luck to grow as real
    kids, before lawyers and government regulated our
    lives, for our own good. For those of you who aren't
    old enough thought you might like to read about us.


    This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and
    it might put a smile on your face:

    The majority of students in universities today were
    born in 1983........They are called youth. They have
    never heard of We are the World, We are the children,
    and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy
    Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley,
    Bananarama, Nena or Belinda Carlisle.

    For them, here has always been only one Germany and
    one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born.
    CD's have existed since they were born. Michael
    Jackson has always been white. To them John Travolta
    has always been round in shape and they can't imagine
    how this fat guy could be a god of dance. They
    believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible
    are Films from last year. They can never imagine life
    before computers. They'll never have pretended to be
    the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five.

    They can't believe a black and white television ever
    existed and don't even know how to switch on a TV
    without a remote control. And they will never
    understand how we could leave the house without a
    mobile phone.


    Now let's check if we're getting old...


    1. You understand what was written above and you
    smile.

    2. You need to sleep more, usually until the
    afternoon, after a night out.

    3. Your friends are getting married/already married.

    4. You are always surprised to see small children
    playing comfortably with computers.

    5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you
    shake your head.

    6. You meet your friends from time to time, talking
    about the good old days, repeating again all the fun
    you have experienced together.

    7. Having read this mail, you are thinking of
    forwarding it to some other friends because you think
    they will like it too...

    Yes, you're getting older!!!!

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    V nice post mate. And I remember them all

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    Yep me too Those bloody elastics hurt too if they pinged on you!

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    1. You understand what was written above and you
    smile.
    Yup.

    2. You need to sleep more, usually until the
    afternoon, after a night out.
    Yes.

    3. Your friends are getting married/already married.
    Again, yes.

    4. You are always surprised to see small children
    playing comfortably with computers.
    And again...

    5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you
    shake your head.
    Well what does a 13 year old need a mobile for?

    6. You meet your friends from time to time, talking
    about the good old days, repeating again all the fun
    you have experienced together.
    Hmmm, not in a while...

    7. Having read this mail, you are thinking of
    forwarding it to some other friends because you think
    they will like it too...
    Not really, just because I never forward such things...

    Anyway, thats a lot of yes's for someone who was born in 1983, the year they quote as being very young!

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    Agree with every one of them and can also remember Monster Munch crisps being:
    1: either bigger back in the day
    or
    2: My hands have got bigger and they look smaller,
    not sure which?
    BrOw

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    I agree with alot of those and i was born in 1986 :/

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