http://www.geekwire.com/2012/raunchy...dance-routine/
A techno-dance routine that preceded Microsoft’s Windows Azure presentation at the Norwegian Developers Conference this week featured a group of women jumping around on stage to a song that included several drug references and this line: “The words MICRO and SOFT don’t apply to my penis.”
In a strange effort to be inclusive, a monitor displaying the lyrics added, “or vagina.”
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aidanjt (11-06-2012),Hicks12 (11-06-2012),Terbinator (11-06-2012)
That's pretty bad... but I've seen worse from Microsoft:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc
I knew that would get cracked out
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Wait, are microsoft saying they want a womans happy parts to be large and hard? I mean micro and soft is surely a good thing?
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Steve (11-06-2012)
That what I thought too, TheAnimus. Thankfully you've managed to word it more delicately than I had in mind.
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A sentence you never thought you'd see on Hexus...Originally Posted by Steve
We Bing, we Bing, we Bing...
Kalniel: "Nice review Tarinder - would it be possible to get a picture of the case when the components are installed (with the side off obviously)?"
CAT-THE-FIFTH: "The Antec 300 is a case which has an understated and clean appearance which many people like. Not everyone is into e-peen looking computers which look like a cross between the imagination of a hyperactive 10 year old and a Frog."
TKPeters: "Off to AVForum better Deal - £20+Vat for Free Shipping @ Scan"
for all intents it seems to be the same card minus some gays name on it and a shielded cover ? with OEM added to it - GoNz0.
Fairly typical MS thought process. Let's do a raunchy show with dancing girls... in baggy sweaters.
Last edited by chuckskull; 11-06-2012 at 04:37 PM.
The best definition I've yet seen for Windows 8!
Fairly typical MS thought process. Let's a raunchy show with dancing girls... in baggy sweaters.
Especially not from TheAnimus ! Usually subtle as a brick !A sentence you never thought you'd see on Hexus...
Last edited by Behemoth; 11-06-2012 at 10:24 PM.
I think my fave was "Nobody will want to have their PC look like a mobile phone which nobody wants".The best definition I've yet seen for Windows 8!
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