I went to put my contact lenses in this morning.... thought "summat don't look right here" and lo, it wasn't... I'd put em in the basket thingy last night... but forgot to put the whole thing in the bottle of solution...
With the result that they're now tiny little dried up pieces of plastic, that look remarkably like small, see-thru blue Skips...
eejit.....
Originally Posted by The Quentos
Have you ever been so hung over that you've forgotten that you took them out and spent 10 minutes pinching your eyeball in the morning?
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
Ouch, used to do the contact lense thing, but I had lasik about a year ago.. Best £2.5K I ever spent!
no... but I have done the "make your eye bleed trying to take alens out that's already fallen out" thing... that REALLY hurt
the time when you woke up mum up to take your lenses out for you cos you couldnt and then they were found the next morning on the taps?no... but I have done the "make your eye bleed trying to take alens out that's already fallen out" thing... that REALLY hurt
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the time when you woke up mum up to take your lenses out for you cos you couldnt and then they were found the next morning on the taps?
aye.. thats the one.... I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.....
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