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About LinkBacksThat's almost a challenge.Originally Posted by GoNz0
for having the worst joke of the thread
Quasimodo.....
Hmm, that name rings a bell......
Ban me now
That's almost a challenge.for having the worst joke of the thread
Quasimodo.....
Hmm, that name rings a bell......
Ban me now
Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
/deletes account
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
kalniel (26-08-2012)
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
(I feel I have now risen to the challenge of ever worsening jokes.)
I have another one, though this requires an action on the part of the teller.
Q: What are these? [Flick your hands back, then repeatedly thrust your arms towards the face of recipient - without striking them* - making 'Grrr! Grrrrrr!' noises.]
A: Terrorists. (Terror wrists. Geddit? Geddit?)
*Optional.
What's E.T. short for?
He's only got little legs.
Took my new shoes back to the shop today.
When the assistant asked me what the problem was i told her that one of them wasn't right....
I once had a job cleaning in a glitter factory.
It was pretty Rubbish.....
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other "You man the gun, I'll drive".
To err is human. To really foul things up ... you need a computer.
Mary Rose set on a pin,Mary rose.That's almost a challenge.
Quasimodo.....
Hmm, that name rings a bell......
Ban me now
http://sdrv.ms/ODpGfX
I took a friend there a couple of weeks ago.
throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
There are two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Someone follows George Takei on Facebook
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
*ba dum tsh*
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur singing hip-hop while driving a Mustang GT?
A: A velocirapper.
(Taxi...)
I really hate to admit it but that really did make me laugh
Sometimes the one liners are the best
BUMP.
A man goes to a cafe and orders tea.
He finishes his tea and the waiter comes with the bill. That will be £1.10 Sir.
The man decides to pull a fast one and says
'There's a fly in my tea. I aint paying.'
The waiter scribbles on his notepad and replies
'That will be £5.50 then please'
I was approached by a gypo girl this morning. She was dirty, smelly, ugly, lives in a flea-infested caravan, sleeps with her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather "to bring me good luck".
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