Lets write a song!

[Knoxville]

Time for a chorus I think

I was sitting just thinking,
'bout everything we'd been doing.
The birds were chirpin
and the cows were mooin.....
Farmer embarrased,
'cause he'd be caught doing............
unspeakable things
those sheep should start sueing

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

The RSPCA are comin down to the farm
He claimed he didn't meen the sheep no harm......
But those voyeristic chickens set up cameras and alarms...
As he did stuff to the sheep with his pink firearm
Government Officials burst in through the door
And were both shocked and appaled at what they saw....
Those l33t haxor chickens were threatening blackmail;
Of the Farmer with the Sheep they'd put DVD's for sale
The farmer he was thinking
Why oh why those sheep I did impale?

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

[stytagm]

I was sitting just thinking,
'bout everything we'd been doing.
The birds were chirpin
and the cows were mooin.....
Farmer embarrased,
'cause he'd be caught doing............
unspeakable things
those sheep should start sueing

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

The RSPCA are comin down to the farm
He claimed he didn't meen the sheep no harm......
But those voyeristic chickens set up cameras and alarms...
As he did stuff to the sheep with his pink firearm
Government Officials burst in through the door
And were both shocked and appaled at what they saw....
Those l33t haxor chickens were threatening blackmail;
Of the Farmer with the Sheep they'd put DVD's for sale
The farmer he was thinking
Why oh why those sheep I did impale?

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

So the chickens show the guys from the RSPCA,
What the OC reading Farmer does to get his lay

[Blub2k]

I was sitting just thinking,
'bout everything we'd been doing.
The birds were chirpin
and the cows were mooin.....
Farmer embarrased,
'cause he'd be caught doing............
unspeakable things
those sheep should start sueing

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

The RSPCA are comin down to the farm
He claimed he didn't meen the sheep no harm......
But those voyeristic chickens set up cameras and alarms...
As he did stuff to the sheep with his pink firearm
Government Officials burst in through the door
And were both shocked and appaled at what they saw....
Those l33t haxor chickens were threatening blackmail;
Of the Farmer with the Sheep they'd put DVD's for sale
The farmer he was thinking
Why oh why those sheep I did impale?

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

So the chickens show the guys from the RSPCA,
What the OC reading Farmer does to get his lay
And did it with deception
for the sheep he promised lots of fresh hay

[Jonny M]

Who's gonna perform it?

[Bazzlad]

Rhesus will

[Knoxville]

I reckon deckard should, twas his idea afterall

[Bazzlad]

I was sitting just thinking,
'bout everything we'd been doing.
The birds were chirpin
and the cows were mooin.....
Farmer embarrased,
'cause he'd be caught doing............
unspeakable things
those sheep should start sueing

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

The RSPCA are comin down to the farm
He claimed he didn't meen the sheep no harm......
But those voyeristic chickens set up cameras and alarms...
As he did stuff to the sheep with his pink firearm
Government Officials burst in through the door
And were both shocked and appaled at what they saw....
Those l33t haxor chickens were threatening blackmail;
Of the Farmer with the Sheep they'd put DVD's for sale
The farmer he was thinking
Why oh why those sheep I did impale?

[chorus]Yip Yap
Yackety Schack
Hexus got the beat to make your booty go *smack*?
Hexus got the IQ, hexus got the gear,
All you boys in OC land, you aint comin' near!

So the chickens show the guys from the RSPCA,
What the OC reading Farmer does to get his lay
And did it with deception
for the sheep he promised lots of fresh hay

Caught with his pants down,
the farmer could only say;
I would have gotten away with it, if not for those hexus chickens.
The true heroes of that day.

[Nick]

Knox, you knock me up a tune and I'll happily sing it!

[Knoxville]

way ahead of you man, got a simple tune done for it now

[Bazzlad]

I do hope it's country and also you use the SMACK sound effect from Ushers: YEAH.
Those who know, know.

[stytagm]

Could we get someone to draw up a flash cartoon or something? MP3 at the least

[Knoxville]

Was thinkin more along the lines of simpler version of tenacious D - The road for the verse's and a random blues scale underneath the chorus meself a rip off of bad to the bones chorus would work quite well for the whole song aswell tbh

[Blub2k]

Profits will be split on a per contributed word basis

[Bazzlad]

Wouldnt the video be x-rated??

I may make a dance re-mix so keep the pure vocals on a seperate track

[Knoxville]

Someone make a beat to rap the chorus to just been messin round with the bad to the bone rythm and it works perfectly for the verses

[Nick]

Lol, look I'M the singer I say what goes on in the band! IT ME THE GIRLS ALL FANCY!!! ME! DO YOU HEAR ME??? ME! ME !

And whats this rubbish? I asked for white linen in my dressing room and SOMEONE HAS LEFT THE BLUE M&M's IN THE MIX!!!