A Wasp & A Spider!

[Stewart]

Yes, I awoke this morning, about 9:50, and wanted another half hour in bed, but I can't because a wasp seems to have flown in my window, and is now buzzing around on the windows trying to work out how to get out in his simple wasp brain.

So, mildly annoyed that I can't relax incase he gets fed up and decides to sting me instead, I just close the curtains and try to get some kip, and as I'm closing the curtains what do I see? A big spider on the wall above my pillow!

Now I've got a wasp and a spider annoying me, whilst I'm trying to sleep.

Now, I'm an animal lover, don't get me wrong, but it was early and I'd not had my cup of tea yet, so I killed them both with a book.

Moral - Don't annoy me before I've had my tea and crumpets in the morning.

[GreenPiggy]

Now I've got a wasp and a spider annoying me, whilst I'm trying to sleep.

You sleep with your computer

[Stewart]

At the time, the computer was off, it was 'now' as in 'at that point of the story'. I turned my comupter on soon after though, to tell the Hexus world how annoying a wasp and a spider in your room can be.

[GreenPiggy]

Well explained away

[coco]

Why didnt you just open the window and let the wasp out, and why didnt you just pick the spider up and put it out the window ? not afraid of creepy crawlies are you ?

[Stewart]

The wasp was on a window that didn't open, and the spider... was a big hairy spider!

[coco]

The wasp was on a window that didn't open, and the spider... was a big hairy spider!

Oh big hairy one ................

[Stewart]

It was exactly* like those ones, yes!







* - Just 1/18th the size.

[menthel]

Eek! Spiders! That is not a nice thing to see whilst browsing.

[da_ging]

so I killed them both with a book

,i prefer a slipper tho so i dont stain any books with insect guts

[Stewart]

Worry not, it was one of my Dads books, from his huge collection of old, useless books, in this case 'Everyman In Health And In Sickness' by Dr. Harry Roberts dated 1935.

[coco]

i wonder if they'd want your useless book ! http://www.petersfieldbookshop.com/


if they do can i have some commision

[Stewart]

Its got spider and wasp remains on it now. Can't be worth owt anyway, my Dads proper old books are under lock and key. This was just on the shelf. Still, 1935... might be worth a shiny pound coin or two.

[SilentDeath]

bleh... you should have trapped them together in a small pot and see which wins...

killed with a book... *splat*
not the most interesting way to remove insects :E

[Howard]

Wasps annoy me. I frequently wake up at about 7:29 and hear one buzzing around. I usually manage to fall asleep though and when I wake up later it's gone

[Stringent]

Hopefully the spider will catch the wasp and eat it, only problem is, if I see a spider on the cealing, I cant help thinking, what if it falls off ...