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  1. 02-09-2003, 04:33 PM #1
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    For those of you with children....

    its bloody amazing, the anesthetic powers of a Cadbury's Chocolate button after your 3 year old has just had her booster!
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"
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    hehe, it doesn't take a kid to know the greatness of cadburys chocolate buttons!
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    Personally, after Mid-November, I assume that I'll be almost completely reliant upon their restorative powers; my understanding is that they're a more effective silencer than a Zalman GFX cooler...
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    Freeze spray for Under 6 football teams works a treat too

    I'll have to remember chocolate as bribes...

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    Originally posted by nichomach
    Personally, after Mid-November, I assume that I'll be almost completely reliant upon their restorative powers;
    CONGRATS MATE..........I guess that doesn't mean you are getting a puppy then

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    Re: For those of you with children....

    Originally posted by Deckard
    its bloody amazing, the anesthetic powers of a Cadbury's Chocolate button after your 3 year old has just had her booster!
    I seen the smily but this isn't something you should joke about m8

    Apologies for offense caused. It was tongue in cheek tbh - MMR doesn't cause autism (fact).
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  7. 08-09-2003, 11:25 PM #7
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    Originally posted by Zak33
    CONGRATS MATE..........I guess that doesn't mean you are getting a puppy then
    Cheers, Zak. Apparently, it will have two legs and two arms - but it IS guaranteed to be noisy, widdle on the carpet and demand feeding all the time so I don't want to exclude the possibility...
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  8. 08-09-2003, 11:34 PM #8
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    Got a parents guide somewhere, I'll post it here for you.
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"
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    Cheers - apparently my other half is buying me the Haynes manual...
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    Count me in for one of them there manuals too!

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    My wife gave me a 'Guide for New Dads' when she was pregnant with our first.

    It was right on the button when it said 'Living with someone who is pregnant is a bit like living with a mental patient'


    (I read that out to her as a joke & she wasn't impressed. Two days later the cat had bought a live rat into the house. Cue the missus standing on the sofa screaming with me chasing the rat armed with a hammer, a broom & a can of flyspray (to try & blind it). It moved like **** off a stick. Eventually I cornered it & broke its neck with the hammer & broomstick. My wife burst into tears & screamed 'I hate my sister'. I rest my case.)
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    The power of anything sweet with children has a amazing calrming affect
    Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ?
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    Originally posted by CrimsonAvenger
    Count me in for one of them there manuals too!
    I assume we're in the same boat, then, CA? If so, CONGRATULATIONS - now look what you've gone and done...
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    thank god i havn't got kids, i hate the little things! noisy, messy, and cost too much... but then again, i'm only 17 so i recon having kids now wouldn't be a great plan anyway, haha. when i was little, the promise of chocolate always made me behave.

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    ...and now we have to use a blunt instrument...
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    Originally posted by nichomach
    ...and now we have to use a blunt instrument...
    combined with a herbal remedy
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