Put your foot in it lately?

[BobF64]

Happens to me all the time. I asked someone if they were ill and had been suffering with the flu. Turns out they just never bothered putting their make up on that day.

At least that sounds better than making some allusion to being ugly or something.

[Biscuit]

At least that sounds better than making some allusion to being ugly or something.

Have you met a woman before? That's basically the same thing to them.

Compliments are complex and difficult... insults are anything that is not a compliment or is incorrect.

[sammyc]

(And that avatar still cracks me up!)

Glad to hear it hasn't palled (yet)

Thanks for the clangers everyone. @ st 0iD, kalniel & scaryjim, i believe there's a vacancy going for pope if you hurry

[peterb]

I do remember asking someone I hadn't seen for a while when the baby was due. Turned out she wasn't pregnant.

[kalniel]

I do remember asking someone I hadn't seen for a while when the baby was due. Turned out she wasn't pregnant.

I've very nearly fallen into that one!

[Tumble]

From about 2:20 is relevant... but it's all good

http://youtu.be/euGLMWn0_ZY

[finlay666]

I do remember asking someone I hadn't seen for a while when the baby was due. Turned out he wasn't pregnant.

Ultimate foot in mouth if you ever make the adjustment above

[scaryjim]

Ultimate foot in mouth if you ever make the adjustment above

Not really, I've been asked when it's due so often now that I have a stock response... "August"

[BobF64]

Have you met a woman before? That's basically the same thing to them.

Oh, I know that, just some are easier to bluff your way out of than others, depends if your charm skills are crappy or not.