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    No........

    Think of this.............

    You walk into a Chinese shop........ "can i have......... gravy, fried rice and chips please"


    Now what would you do if the person behind the counter said "No... ya cant"


    Its never happened to me or my m8s, but i think it would class if it happened




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    I do this all the time to my students when they want equipment. They walk in and ask for a microphone or some headphones.. and I'll turn around and say "no".

    Usually gets a laugh.

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    my mate rob walked into a chinese before and said

    'alrite, can i have a bit of chinese'

    the woman behind the counter, gave him a bit of a confused look and said

    'im not for sale sorry, please select something from the menu'

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    LMAO Swafe!!

    I like going into somewhere like McDonalds and saying "yes please" when they ask if I want medium or large, etc. Always gets a confused/irritated look
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    I like going into somewhere like McDonalds and saying "yes please" when they ask if I want medium or large, etc. Always gets a confused/irritated look
    I do that too, but it's usually more to do with my not paying attention.

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    Well, at the cinema, my housemate asked for a large Fanta. They asked if he wanted still or sparkling. He said yes. They asked again. He still just said yes. They asked about 5 times before I took pity on them and told them to give him sparkling. I think they thought he was retarded or something!

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