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    Bush & Kerry are cousins !

    US President George W Bush and his election rival John Kerry are cousins, if a genealogist is to be believed.

    Their forefathers hail from Wickford, Essex, and the link dates back to the 1600s, The Sun tabloid quoted American genealogist Gary Boyd Roberts as saying.

    Their common ancestor, Edmund Reade, was a minor member of the town's gentry, the report said.

    He died in 1623 and his two daughters sailed to America, marrying into different powerful families who eventually produced the two candidates.

    The two are ninth cousins twice removed, according to Roberts.

    Sarah Dickie of Essex Records Office has also found evidence of the Reades. "The facts do certainly look to add up," the paper quoted her as saying.

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    There seems to have been some primate influence on Bush's side of the family though
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    At the end of the day Kerry just doesnt have the look or the character to be US president.
    He might be the nicer of the 2 but he just hasnt got the character..

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    yes i agree!

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    Are you actually serious?
    Are you saying that BUSH has the look and character to be president?
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    i like bush! he's just got a loverble face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenPiggy
    Are you actually serious?
    Are you saying that BUSH has the look and character to be president?
    Yes..

    Look at presidents of the past and look at Kerry, he just looks like the underdog....

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    he has gaunt face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenPiggy
    There seems to have been some primate influence on Bush's side of the family though


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    I'm sure we're ALL related if we go back 400 years!

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    yeah, making bush an inbred

    i think somewhere along the line hes related to a monkey, maybe one of his long lost relatives was into beastilaity of some sort
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Sixkiller
    he has gaunt face!
    No wonder if Bush is his cousin!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nichomach
    "Oh yes it's true-hoo, I wanna be like you-hoo
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    Old, but still relevant.

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