Help! poster slogans!

[shiato storm]

I need a bit of creative help on something I'm doing at the moment
I'm making a few posters for my boatclub and need some catchy-type lines. one I have so far is 'Exceed your potential'

i did a load more but who its for wants them more girly - as its for the girly side of the club after all - and the others are a bit normal/ambiguous...
anyway, post your offerings and if good enough - by popular descision - it shall be addorning a poster in the university of london Fresher's fair! [what an accolade!]
no seriously, i'd be grateful for any help
cheers

[yamangman]

Why swim, when you can bob along in the water in a leaky upturned water trough while your shipmate vomits down your front?

[shiato storm]

um, perhaps I wont use that one just yet.
good effort though...

[Twigman]

We accept people with tits too!

[yamangman]

I bet you never imagined how helpful we could be shiato, heh.

[Michael]

Quality thread hijack!

[shiato storm]

ok, perhaps those who havent had a skinfull!!

[Galant]

"Go on the pull..." "Going on the pull" "On the pull" "Real pulling power" etc.

"Pulling more pints than any bar in London" etc.

????

[megah0]

"Always looking to pull an 'oar'"

"full of oars and sailors"

[shiato storm]

yeah i can see where you're going. thin is our club takes atletes aspiring for things like GB even olympics - had a few in athens this year. thats the type of club we are. that said the posters are aimed at people who are coming into the club from rowing at school or their college and want to step up for a bit of a challenge but know they'll be part of a premier club in britain.
...difficult to pitch these posters without taking the piss too much.

[Galant]

Give us some more info. What are the aims or distintinctives of the club? Why that one over others? Are there many others?

[Galant]

"Do more than just go with the flow..."

"Pulling more than our weight..."

"Row, row, rowing your boat has never been less gentle!"

"Merry, but hardly gentle..."

"...pull the weight of a nation..."

[Galant]

BUMP: For edit.

[shiato storm]

hehe.... maybe row y'boat might work.

[Twigman]

We row so you dont have to.

Where in the world? Rowing world.

i'm rowin' it

Probably the best rowers in the world

Have a break, go for a row

Where do you want to row today?

ok thats enough

[mr_anderson187]

Pull yourself a big one,

Pull yourself off

aspire for the stars,

be two times potential

run with the stars

gROWing rowing club


maybe not the best, but what popped into my meager little head