And the challenge today is... (1st Oct)

[Nick]

To try and figure out why the challenge for today was posted so late....

The most creative, flattering and funny entry gets to win something from my box of goodies under the stairs, dleivered by a demoralised, hairy legged postman...if he decides to not just dump it in a bush somewhere first.

[Elmo]

because you were busy working on your scheming plan to dominate and take over the world, duh!

[the insaan]

i think that freddie starr ate your hamster and then the Aliens came and scrambled your brain and meanwhile mohammed al fayed was screaming to buy your british passport as he cant get one so most of your day was spent looking for a uk passport that you dont have as the Aliens took it away...................

[Howard]

I reckon it's because, due to the fact you have an Intelligence Quotient of exactly seven point nine, you have spent the day not only figuring out how to work Webcam XP, but attempting to find house number 83 on your new job as a postman.

[GreenPiggy]

An analysis of your interests might suggest the following daily plan.
You probably woke up raring to go to your newly created Morris Dancing group at the local erotic dungeon. An amusing incident with what you thought was a morris dancing stick ensued causing you great embarrasment that you had to hide from for a few hours.
When you finally decided to sneak out of your house later on then you were attacked by an extremely angry squirrel who had taken objection to your attempt to juggle with its flaming buddies the day before.
When you returned from hospital you may have had time to post this.

[silent ben]

Personally i think deck was kidnapped by a modeling agency, drugged and made to take part in a photoshoot. He only awoke several hours ago on a flat bed, surrounded by illegal immigrants from Yemen who were stroking their goats in a way that deck found scary yet erotic

[mike_w]

I think you woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and discovered you had turned into a donkey, and spent all day driving to the best cosmetic surgeon in the country, only to find out that the mirror was in fact a painting.

[Spud1]

Its pretty obvious really, your a closet student so its not really a late posting, since you only just got up

[Knoxville]

You awoke in a seedy motel bath full of ice with a severe pain in your lower back and a phone with a piece of paper reading "911" stuck to it.

[Russ]

i know why!!!











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