How to achieve an Inner Peace

[Nick]

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........

It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished off a bottle of vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of whisky, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Stella Artois.............You have no idea how good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

[Honoop]

Fantastic!

[Skeps]

Hehe..........Bottle of Pernod staring at me, just begging to be drunk Inner peace indeed, until tomorrow..............