BOFH: How to survive a Boring Geek Alert

[Steve]

New BOFH on El Reg:

The helpdesk, in their infinite wisdom, have just employed Dull Dave, one of the blandest men in Britain - possibly the world. The man has the ability to leech any interest out of a subject so quickly it's uncanny.

One minute you're talking about how you really enjoyed some movie, then next minute he's telling you how it was shot on panachromatic 70mm stock as a base print with colour added in post production by a morphing process involving pixellated prediction of motion and .....

..and the next minute you're waking up in a hospital the moment they switch the life support machine off as you've been in a coma for seven years.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10...04_episode_36/

[Richie]

BOFH rocks

[Rave]

it was shot on panachromatic 70mm stock as a base print

Panchromatic. And as any fule kno, 70mm film is only used for final distribution prints, shooting is done on 65mm film.



Rich :¬)

[Richie]

*thump*

zzzzzZZZZZ

[Gordy]

http://www.actsofgord.com/

For bofh style chuckling

[Jonny M]

(l) Bofh

[Butuz]

Something ive always wanted to ask but nevber had the guts to........

What is a PFY?

:sob:

Butuz

[Steve]

Pimple Faced Youth.

[Apex]

Butuz......i am shocked !

and you call your self a sys admin...pft !

[Butuz]

*sobs*

ive never had a PFY

Mind you i should be getting one soon, going to approach local unis about getting some year-out PFY's in

Butuz