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    The Bible. IRC Style

    * Jehova has joined #Eden
    <Jehova> Now, let's make that man.
    * Jehova models some dust and clay
    * Jehova breaths in the nostrils
    <Jehova> That should do the trick
    * Adam has joined #Eden
    <Adam> w00tt
    <Jehova> quiet
    <Jehova> listen up, adam
    <Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
    <Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
    <Adam> k, dude, relax
    <Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
    * Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
    <Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
    <Adam> Jeez, great
    <Jehova> erm, Adam
    <Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
    <Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
    <Jehova> You go to sleep now
    * Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
    * Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
    <Jehova> there
    * Eve has joined #Eden
    <Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
    * Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
    <Adam> ASL?
    <Eve> newborn, female, eden!
    <Adam> omg! me too, but male
    <Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
    <Adam> so what! your too!
    <Eve> lol
    * Jehova sighs
    <Jehova> bbl
    * Jehova has left #Eden
    * Serpent has joined #Eden
    <Serpent> Pssst! he said you can't eat the fruit?
    <Eve> Yeah, so?
    <Serpent> lol, u wont die, eat a fruit!
    * Eve munches
    <Eve> You eat too, Adam, or I won't go down on you
    <Adam> mmm-kay
    * Adam munches
    <Adam> OMFG WERE NEKKID!!!1
    <Eve> NOOO, WTF!
    <Adam> I feel so drrrty
    <Serpent> lmao
    * Jehova has joined #Eden
    <Jehova> what have you done?
    <Eve> it was the serpent!
    <Jehova> Serpent, schmerpent!
    <Adam> really!
    * Jehova sets mode: -v Serpent
    <Jehova> fs
    * Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
    * Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com
    * Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
    * Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!)
    * Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!"
    * Flamingsword has joined #Eden
    * Jehova has left IRC (signed off)

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    <Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
    <Adam> k, dude, relax
    roffle

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    Thats brilliant! Hats off!

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    Aside from the spelling and Adam saying "w00t" in his sleep muchos amusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMunky
    * Eve has joined #Eden
    <Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
    * Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
    <Adam> ASL?
    Nice.

    Makes a lot of sense as well... you know how much I love my talking snakes.

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