Joke time

[Zak33]

Einstein, Pascal and Netwon are playing Hide and Seek

It's Einstein's turn to close his eyes and count.. his arm goes up to the wall, covering his eyes and he starts counting.... "eins....zwei"

Pascal sprints off to hide behind a car up the street....


Newton whips out a piece of chalk and draws a 1m x 1m square on the pavement and stands in it, right behind where Einstein is counting, arms crossed looking smug


"acht............neun.................zehn!!"

Alberts spins round, looks totally shocked and points at Newton.

"I see a Newton! hah!" he shouts, with trypical German victorious bravado!


"No", says Newton.. "What you see is one Newton over one square setre.... you can see one Pascal"

[Peter Parker]

Sounds like Pascal couldn't handle the pressure, and Newton was failing to see the relative gravity of the situation... I'll be off then!

[Tumble]

So you've all heard of the Yorkshireman who called his whippet Grieg (because every time ee let 'im in t'sittin' room ee'd pee agint suite).. Well, the dog died and this chap wanted a golden statue made of him in memoriam. So he trots off to the jeweller's and makes his request. The jeweller asks "Do ye want it 18 carat?" and the chap replies "Naw! Ah want 'im chewin' bone!!"

[Spreadie]

So you've all heard of the Yorkshireman who called his whippet Grieg (because every time ee let 'im in t'sittin' room ee'd pee agint suite)..

That was awful!

The jeweller asks "Do ye want it 18 carat?" and the chap replies "Naw! Ah want 'im chewin' bone!!"

...but that raised a smile.