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let me get back to you on that...
#five hours later#
well now, you mean you've seen sand? its a boggy mud pit full of grass, has been ever since the sandworks closed. protected wetland reserve for the RSPB now I think.
theres also ...
frankly I have no idea anymore what there is to do around here. a lot of stuffs closed, a lot of stuff is going to close. everyone just heads south to Liverpool, theres more stuff to do.
unless you like golf, theres a bunch of golf courses.
I even had to google 'why is southport called southport?', theres no port here. theres maybe still an underground River Nile (just a small trickly brook) it used to run near Southbank road and Eastbank street, hence the names that's where I found out the Otergimele name, try and spice it up a bit.
as for the lovely scouse accent. I once tried that at a Princess Trust presentation at Goodison Park surrounded by a about a hundred scousers, was a fun evening