Lookey here! A new 'religion'! (heavy sarcasm)

[JK Ferret]

I was bored in History at school, so I decided to make up a new 'religion' called 'Kylism', which is my first name (Kyle).
I'll write up the 'Kylmandments' to read, then I would like people to post and express their opinions on it...

THE HOLY KYBLE

KYLMANDMENTS:

1) Thou shalt not be a chav. Ever.
2) Thou shalt not ever be a normal person.
3) Thou shalt be re-named by the great B. (Chris for short.)
4) Thou shalt greet each other with the phrase: OMG!
5) Thou shalt never use the Holy Kyble to wipe your arse, as it is not a rag.
6) Thou shalt not listen to ANY townies and rudebois as they are all fools.
7) Thou shalt never follow any of the Kylmandments until you are dead.

OMG!!!

Post back with any opinions about this...
Or PM me...


I will check at about 1 o'clock tomorrow to see the results.

[Tom]

you must've been vey very bored.....

[JK Ferret]

yeah, just listening to sir chatter about exams isnt very interesting...

[JK Ferret]

BTW, i'm also writing 'testamenticles', containing reasons why this all started. it's a load of old bull, of course.
i've writen one so far: testamenticle of kedanul.
any ideas for more?

[Theo]

Can't be recognised as a religeon until it has a stupidly high amount of members, if I remember correctly.

Until this it's a cult, I think.

[JK Ferret]

same difference...
o well. a cult thingy, then.

[EvilMunky]

Stupid double post weird proxy not updating my web page crap

[yamangman]

Testamenticle? You don't want to say that after too many sherries.

Better than most religions tbh, except no superhuman/devine being, so it's not quite a religion yet.

[tiggerai]

when i first read that i thought it said kylieism, and i thought she's already got her own religion, she can't have 2.

[JK Ferret]

except no superhuman/devine being

Ah, but there is, the great B! (Chris for short) (4th 'Kylmandment')

Right how about a poll then...
Er... how do you make a poll?

[mr_anderson187]

lkoad fo bull if you ask me, lol

in the great words of stoo as he told me at the start of my time here,

"""why are you wasting your time and your tutors time if your not bothering to learn?"""

[JK Ferret]

hehe. good point. o well, only history, which i was told id get a 'D' in.

[Zak33]

prove them wrong, oh mighty Kyle....get an "A" and then dominate religious culture, mate

[JK Ferret]

screw proper religion!
not meaning to offend anyone whos religious, of course...

[RoGuE|SaBeR]

Just do you school work

[Michael]

Just do you school work

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