The 23rd Annual HEXUS OMFG Hello 2 U!!!11!1 thread.

[Nick]

1) Pride and Joy: Dunno, my ability to keep brief and to the point about anything I wish to discuss and not be overly verbose in matter pertaining thereunto, further, to remain focussed and on track in said matters, not to ramble, miscreent or otherwise diverge from the topic in question.

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread : Cupra, the lad's a clever dude and knows his motors... oh yes!

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: people who never seem to be able to use any sort of punctuation or capital letters in anything they write even when they are changing topic or the sentence is just crying out for some sort of pause or hesitation just so you the person reading it can at least draw a mental breath and then to cap it all the poster goes and makes it even worse bi usig dogdy spelin or tht dam l eet spk as if ve is txt sum1.. GAH!

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Cleaned the cream from Jiff's chin out of my keyboard... finally.

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Vaul, Gordy, Saracen... met a quite a few already, which is why they all avoid me now.... But its always nice to try and alcoholicly poison Trig whenever possible.

Edit: Oh, and ajbrun's Dad, to explain, with diagrams, the difference between phone cable and Cat 5...

[Daymonkey]

1) Pride and Joy: Myself

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Zak33

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: mr_andersons bad spelling.

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Clan practise last night (bloody 2 hours )

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: ummmm......**pretending to think** r1zeek or KeZZeR both cool guys.

[Zak33]

1: Pride and Joy: Sair learning, and succeeding well at IL-2. Never be able to shake the feel good factor of that.

2: Forum Member who's thread I'm most likely to read - TiG....brain thesize of a planet...rapidly followed by Direct Hex....brain the size of a planet AND its moons

3: Pet Hexus Forum hate......trolls. I hate people just looking for strife.

4: Last thing I did on my PCthat took more than an hour - EVERYTHING I do takes more than an hour on my PC

5: Hexus Forum member I'd most like to meet: holy cack...Flash, Howard, Steve Threll...but MOST of all......Luke313..I SO wanna meet him. He's my mate. He MIGHT be my son

[Lee H]

1) hmmm I would say "the girlfriend" but seeing as I'm now YFS (Still....) its got to be Jet my mums dog who sulks if I don't go around to her house at least once every 3 days with some peperami for him

2) Probably Vaul - I sometimes laugh at some of his comments

3) people who come on post and say hello and then VANISH into thin air. Why not pull up a pew and reply to us, we do not bite you know folks, get posting

4) Testing a CPU and memory for a mate ... took aaaages

5) Hmm hard choice - Met 1 or 2 already but would like to meet nearly everyone... what we need is a hexus paaarty

[yamangman]

Pride and Joy: Getting hard solid 'thanks' for helping someone with their computer...

Forum Member who's thread I'm most likely to read : Probably the vaguely articulate ramblings/storytellings of Zak.

Pet Hexus Forum hate: Directhex

Last thing I did on my PC that took more than an hour: On my own personal PC, probably a work breakdown strcture diagram and work agreement contract for a project i'm involved in.

Hexus Forum member I'd most like to meet: Err, Zak most probably, I swear he's the head of the morale department or somthing.

[megah0]

1) Pride and Joy: My books probably, sad i know

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Zak
3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: leetness and badly mispelled or poorly constructed sentences

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Writing a review.

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: hmm, met a few people including David, Hexxeh and Deck plus Knox and some others. So Zak probably

[Howard]

1) Pride and Joy: Erm, dunno. My PC? Or my car

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Zak

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: Trolls, sum1 hoo spks like dis

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Er, backed up my D drive to my external drive probably

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Zak, Steve (Kez), Vaul, Knox, Steve Threl, etc. You're all top folks

[ToMmEh]

1) Pride and Joy: My PC, until meh nipper is born of course

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread:Daymonkey (/me shakes fists)

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: people who wont read the rules before posting/scroungers pming me to get summot free off me

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Built my new system

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: G4Z and MAS, simply becuz they mek me laff on teamspeak all the time

[r1zeek]

1) Pride and Joy: My penis.

Same as TBH

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Vaul - You crack me up mate

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: N00b typing...

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Configured Debian on my server

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Hmm, probably Az, KeZZer, Vaul, Stoo, Hexeh, any of them really.

[Aaron]

1) Pride and Joy: Oh god... erm... think of an answer that isn't nerdy.... my mobile phone?

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Daveham. I like a bargain, even if it is a £4 ruler.

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: Excessive use of smilies.

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: At home, probably playing HL2.

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: I'd say Vaul if I didn't know that he's absolutely bonkers. I'd definately turn up if there was a Hexus pub meet in London, though.

[0iD]

1) Pride and Joy: My kids, sad, but there u go, i'm a dad

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Vaul

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: Spammers!

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Downloading an iso for Xandros 3

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Swafe (Half my age, which he likes to remind me, not spoken for aaaages), Vaul, Deckard, Zak, mgh0, Rave, Silentpheonix, realityx, so many.

[BroadbandPlacey]

1) Pride and Joy: my car/my iBook

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: anyone from TOCS (e.g., swafe, twig, silent ben, jon bda)

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: people who stick to the rules to the dot... c'mon live a little

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: being reaquainted with CS

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: any of the TOCS gang

[steve threlfall]

1) Pride and Joy: My pentax optio s4

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Zak33/Deckard/Vaul

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: Arguing on the internet, like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Work

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Can just pick one

[Iain]

1) Pride and Joy: My daughter

2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: David

3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: People who don't follow guidelines

4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: HEXUS website

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Met most of the people I'd want to, maybe mgh0, Paul Adams or Scottyman as they seem to nice enough chaps.

[Flash]

1) Pride and Joy: Family
2) Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread: Zak/Daveham/Agent
3) Pet HEXUS forum hate: Posters who know it all and are blatantly wrong yet still defend it to the death.
4) Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour: Nothing, everything takes me exactly 59mins 59secs

5) HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet: Zak, Dave Ham, Swafey

[Ferral]

1 : Pride and Joy : Shelley and my 3 Kids (Becky, Leon and Zara) Love all you guys
2 : Forum Member Most Likely To Make You Read a Post \ Thread : Zak, Deckard, Oid, RVF500, Headbrace and not forgetting David
3 : Pet HEXUS forum hate : Board trolls and muppets (I'm watching you ! )
4 : Last thing you did on your PC that took more than an hour : Pulled my eldest daughters nativity off the video camera and converted it to DVD format
5 : HEXUS forum member you'd most like to meet : Zak, Deckard, David, Oid, XTR (He lives just down the road from me ! ) Mr Anderson