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  1. 11-02-2005, 01:18 PM #1
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    Letter to B&Q

    Dear Sir/Madam

    My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

    Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 f*****g days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 f*****g miles away?

    You s***.

    Yours Sincerely
    John Roberts

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  2. 11-02-2005, 01:28 PM #2
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    surely you know its harder to move a whole kitchen 13 miles than it is a racing boat around the world...!
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  3. 11-02-2005, 01:31 PM #3
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    thats a classic, I hope thats been sent....

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    copy it to bbc news - see if they make a back of the hour funny
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  5. 11-02-2005, 05:56 PM #5
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    Think I heard that on the radio this morning, was quite funny.
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  7. 12-02-2005, 11:28 PM #7
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    its better without the swearing imo.
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