The Alternative Highway Code

[0iD]

http://www.selfmadejournalist.com/newhighwaycode.htm

Apologies if this is a re-post, but it made I larf

[shiato storm]

all good for the non-drivers among us..

[Spunkey]

94 Front fog lights may be used
* to demonstrate to other drivers that you are not driving the poverty spec version of your car
* if you think they look cool
* if you find using the fog light switch exciting
* if you can't be bothered to replace that dead headlight bulb
* if you've fitted green sidelight bulbs which other road users would not be able to see if you used your headlights.


95 Rear fog lights may be used
* in reasonably heavy rain (particularly on motorways)
* if it was a bit misty two weeks ago
* if your bathroom mirror was steamed up when you got out of the shower this morning.

roffles
very good

[Norky]

Brilliant, all of them

[Twigman]

classic

[Tomahawk]

Lol. .very funny.. and true. .

Nice post!

[JK Ferret]

I won't be forgetting that in a hurry.

[Rythmic]

ROFL - good one

Particulary like the fog lights and speed limits

[XA04]

lmao