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    Father Christmas and GDPR

    He's making a list

    He's checking it twice

    He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

    Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    That's email signature worthy, that is.

    No trees were harmed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were displaced and terribly inconvenienced.

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    Worth trying a few more verses?

    He sees you when you're sleeping

    He knows when you're awake

    He's hacked your Google Home so

    Switch it off for goodness sake!

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    Ohhhhhhhh the information commissioners office is coming...

    to toooowwwwnnnnnnnnnnn

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuit View Post
    Ohhhhhhhh the information commissioners office is coming...

    to toooowwwwnnnnnnnnnnn
    but they can only fine 4% of annual turnover. What with all those toys, and the shipping costs, and fuel prices being what they are, (even grain and carrots are going up) I can't see his balance sheet looking that good. In fact, does he actually generate ANY turnover? this could be a bigger accounting scam than that carillion lot...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ik9000 View Post
    but they can only fine 4% of annual turnover. What with all those toys, and the shipping costs, and fuel prices being what they are, (even grain and carrots are going up) I can't see his balance sheet looking that good. In fact, does he actually generate ANY turnover? this could be a bigger accounting scam than that carillion lot...
    And I thought my verse of the song was hard pushed to match the tune

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    You better watch out!
    You better not cry
    Better not pout, I'm telling you why
    You can choose to opt out... you won't die!

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    he's fiddling his books
    making them nice
    making it appealing to investors
    when his shares aren't worth rice
    his turnover is negative, gives it away for free
    singing "screw you GDPR you can't fine me"

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33 View Post
    He's making a list

    He's checking it twice

    He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

    Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
    Love this!!! Has anyone actually noticed less spammy emails though?! I havn't :-(

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    Re: Father Christmas and GDPR

    Quote Originally Posted by tonypaul View Post
    Love this!!! Has anyone actually noticed less spammy emails though?! I havn't :-(
    fewer. You mean fewer. Now if you just give me your email I can remind you of that on a frequent basis

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