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    J-Lo in the bedroom

    "Ben Affleck called his wedding to Jennifer Lopez off because she was “too demanding” in the bedroom.

    Hollywood insiders claim that hunky Ben was so tired at having to perform three times a night for the latino lovely that he just couldn’t handle the pace and decided to get out.

    Well that’s the latest rumour.

    But Hollywood being Hollywood, no one can quite agree on which rumour to believe. Another rumour says that she has gone back to rapper P.Diddy, while one of her friends claims she would rather be a lesbian than go out with P.Diddy.

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    And despite all this there are rumours that J-Lo and Ben may even get back together.

    News of J-Lo’s astonishing sex drive came when a respected US gossip columnist said: “She needs it three times a day, at least.”

    A friend of Lopez’s was quoted as saying: “Jennifer loves sex and needs lots of it. She wanted Ben all the time.”

    The truth of the split is shrouded in mystery and it's doubtful if anyone will ever know the real reason.

    Was J–Lo too demanding for Ben? Was Ben too busy washing his hair? Did Ben dump J–Lo? And faced with the choice of P. Diddy or turning lesbian, has J–Lo turned lesbian?"

    Call me old fashioned, but how can women have a higher sex drive than men, cos I want it all the time?

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    believe me they can have a much higher sex drive than men!

    as for J-Lo, i wouldn't believe a word of it myself, anything to get her name in the paper tbh........

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    Reckon theyl get it back on, there ego's r too over inflated IMO for em not too.

    Gotta love J-Lo's botty though....

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    I always found her willing but by no means insaitiable. I'd say 3 to 6 times a night was about average for us.

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    I seriously don't understand if celebrety marraiges are set up or true now.. they happen so often and brake up after a few minutes or days.. just bringing in money.

    [Edit] Though i wouldn't mind a night with j-lo
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    gawd, if he did, hes a loser

    why quit when u get 3 portions of her lovely goods a night
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    everything is allways "said an insider" why don't the press leave people alone to do what they want when they want

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    maybe ben reported it, im sure he was insider

    well contrary to the news
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    i'll perform bedroom duties for him, if he still wants to marry her... i won't charge anything, and no photos will be taken at all....

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    hmm it's true women's sex drive can be higher than men's (although it's usually in the 1 hour of the week you don't fancy sex and if they hold it against you it can be annoying). I wouldn't believe the rumours though, people have been trying to find reasons for the break up for a couple of weeks and as it's being kept private they're starting to make their own up.

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    god dam this sounds like a job for ME !!

    /me puts cape on and flys to jlo's bedroom

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    WARNING: This thread contains high levels of testosterone.
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    please guys, put your hormones back in they're locked boxes and save them up for another thread

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    no knox !

    i want jlo, 3 times an hour
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
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    3 times an hour?
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    wow we have a 10 minute man here!!!!!

    You go Swafe man......
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