Do You Read On The Loo?

[0iD]

Just because I'm bored, I got to wondering...do you lot read on the loo too? & if so, what do you read? Books, magazines, comics...

I remember my old man was so bad, I got him a book actually called 'Spending time on the loo', which was a collection of useless & little known facts (I believe it had the length of Vaul's member in it), so you get the 'useless & little known' bit

And if you are a (water) closet bookworm...don't do it! You'll give yourself Emma Freuds!

[Flibb]

Dont normally stretch the process out that long.

But in the event of prolonged occupation, and there not being anyone around I can open the door and watch the TV in the front room, bliss.

I do tend to use my mobile phone and my PDA (connected to net via bluetooth) whilst on the bog. Can be rather handy if Im taking my time after a curry.

[yamangman]

I think of "TERRIBLY CONTRIVED JOKES" on the loo...................

[nichomach]

Actually I DO read on the loo; why only the other day I revisited that modern classic "perforation.paper.perforation.paper.perforation.paper.perforation.paper.perforation.paper.perforati on.paper.perforation.paper.perforation.paper.perforation.paper."

Truly a masterpiece

[jsterling]

...thats wat the wireless laptop's for...

*looks at everyone else walking away slowly*

[yamangman]

...thats wat the wireless laptop's for...

*looks at everyone else walking away slowly*

*laptop in hand, in direction of toilet*

[Kezzer]

I don't know how people manage it. I'm 2 minutes on the loo

[Rythmic]

I have a small bookshelf in the bathroom...

[ajbrun]

I never really take that long TBH.

[Stoo]

So I'm not alone with the "laptop in loo" scenario then

[steve threlfall]

I take the mail in occasionally... letters that is not the newspaper

[Elmo]

i've never understood how people can read on the loo! you're there to do one thing, it really doesnt take long! and if it takes you long enough to do a crossword, read a magazine or book, then you didnt really need in the first place! Stop wasting your time and just get on with it! bloomin heck!

[XA04]

omg what a question lol. and no i don't, i don't see how people would want to, you go in there, get it done, then get the hell out :|

So I'm not alone with the "laptop in loo" scenario then

LOL, hmmm, i bet you just typed that post whilst in the loo didn't you

[steve threlfall]

Look... sometimes the toilet is your only refuge from constant hounding ok

Its just like that, man needs somewhere to escape to you know especially at work

[Zak33]

my mum has a "special" roll of toiler paper with miniature crosswords printed on alternate sheets....a pen hangs from the holder on a bit of string...the other alternate sheets ahve word searches on.

It's for when important people visit!!!! She's a nutter though.

I simply dont understand why people read or do crosswords on the loo.

Apart from anything I'd not want to read/hold the book after someone else has sat readig it on the throne. its does nowt for me I can tell you.

[shiato storm]

So I'm not alone with the "laptop in loo" scenario then

um, nope

i also enjoy gameboy...helps pass the time.

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