I'm sure this has been posted before, but it made me, Fluffy Dippin'Doodle chuckle.
> This is a bit of fun!!!
Now get ready to laugh at yourself. This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person who sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new
name,
put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sniffy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, John Kerry's new name is Farcus Chickendoodle. Now
when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny And remember that
children
laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day