Mate got arrested last night

[Nick]

Jus got off the phone from my mate... he's been arrested!

On his way home from a night out was involved in an 'incident' and ended up getting arrested, which I think is comletely unfair.

He'd stopped to get some petrol but he says the nozzle was well dodgy and kept cutting off if he pushed it too far into the tank, so he held it just inside the filler pipe and filled up like that.

He thinks he coughed or sneezed or something but he missed the hole and sprayed fuel over the side of the car and himself, all up his arm etc.

Anyways, he told the guy in the petrol station he'd spilt the fuel, (who didn't seem all that interested), paid for the fuel and left.

He was coming back from Milton Keynes, down the dual carriageway bit and decided to have a fag. He reckoned the petrol had evaporated though cos he'd had the window open all the time.

He flicks the lighter and damn near carps himself when his right arm goes up in flames!

So here he is, doing 70-80mph in the right hand lane with his arm on fire.. luckily he already had the window open so he stuck his arm out to try and blow out the flames whilst slamming on the anchors and getting over to the verge.

He didnt know this at the time but he was being time trialled by a police car behind him and they saw the whole thing, so someone was there to help straight away... he heaved himself out of the car to find two cops with him who put him out.

He's been whisked off to hospital where they treated him and then he got arrested by the cops! He says he's in deep kaka with the police all cos he spilt some petrol!

Anyone got any advice on what he should do?

[Dr. X]

Stop smoking.

Sorry, I have no idea how deep a pile of sh*t he's in with the police, but attempting to light a cigarette while previously covered in petrol and driving over 70mph has to be a contender for the Darwin awards to be honest.

[Lead_Head]

Thats a pretty stupid thing to do. But thats not the first of his problems.........

I agree with you tho Deckard mate. It's hard to reccommend something, if we dont know what he's been arrested for....

Hope it isnt too bad!

Nick

[[GSV]Trig]

WTF thats f00ked up IMO...

[Raz316]

If its to do with spilling fuel. Can your mate prove he mentioned it to the bloke working there, if so, yay sorted

But as for lighting a cigarette, after spilling petrol on your arm, while driving, in the outside lane.... dear god.

[Gordy]

He doesnt have to prove he told the bloke they have to prove he didnt. Ask them to check the cctv for the garage and it will almost certainly clear him.

As for lighting a fag after spilling petrol thats just plain stoopid

[Nick]

Just spoken to him, he's been charged.

[Slamdog]

what with?

[acidrainy]

Originally posted by Slamdog
what with?

I would take a guess at dangerious driving :/

[Nick]

Nah, he's been done for waving a firearm about in public!




/gets coat...

[ReDOcToBeR]

Pmsl Nice one Deckard

[Raz316]

Originally posted by Deckard
Nah, he's been done for waving a firearm about in public!




/gets coat...

hahahahahahaha!!

[Swafe]

firearm...lol

charged? thats a load of carp ! arrested, even more carp, how the hell can they arrest you for that? was a pure accident, and no one was really in harm (unless it was because he was goin 80)

[acidrainy]

Originally posted by Deckard
Nah, he's been done for waving a firearm about in public!




/gets coat...

Rofl, cant belive i fell for this
or did he really get charged for something?

/me stamps a gulible badge on head

[Stoo]

Arrrgh *groans*

[tonicblue]

lmfao. That is fantastic.
Was this just a joke or did this really happen. If it did happen. He was a bit stupid but not fair on him being arressted.