So I told them they had a couple of weeks to sort it. It hasn't happened and all we have is a pipe. So I report them to the HSE. Who get back to me and say that under the Health and Safety at Work act 1974 they see no risk to anyone and I should contact the EPA.
I'm tempted to point out that we have people with cardiovascular disease in the department, we have staff with kidney issues (me), liver issues (someone else who requires high fluid intake) and maybe send them a picture of my swollen ankles and heat rash. Those people with cardiovascular disease on diuretics and vasodilating agents do rather need drinking water in hot weather.
I was tempted to ask how they reconcile "no risk" with the provisions of the Workplace Regs 1992 and if a lack of drinking water isn't a risk, why exactly are we sending money to UNICEF to buy those fancy hand pumps?
Unfortunately, I am a prick when prodded and I expect they are just avoiding any action for political reasons. I expect if I poke them they'll just get all defensive.
I tried the union but they are unmanned at 0930 on a Tuesday because no one wants them during working hours. I'm unsure what I pay them for.
The union is my next port of call. All I want is a provision of drinking water that isn't boiled and treated with masses of chemicals to kill the bugs from the dead pigions whilst they prat about trying to get a charity to buy something to put on the end of the pipe for them.
If anyone has any ideas on how I might get someone to actually do something, I'd appreciate it.
Right now the best I've been able to do is make one of those silly boxes with a switch on it. Turn it on and an arm pops out of the box and turns itself off. I called it the Health and Safety Executive. I also strapped a hamster drinking bottle to the wall and labelled it "staff drinking water". When people took the mick, I took it down, replaced it with a urine bottle (labelled "staff drinking water only") with a note about how we couldn't be trusted to be sensible with our drinking water and so now had to make do with a urine bottle and not to abuse the privilege.