Lol, for a laugh I'd have to say computer boy quotes;
Morpheous: Do you know who this is neo?
Neo: Mom?
Morpheous: No neo, I'm not your mother
Neo: mom?
Morpheous: They're coming for you Neo
Neo: who
Morpheous: Take a look, over there, by the lift
Neo: Holy F***ing S***!
Or Neos ace song at the end...
I am the ooooooooone
You cannot hurt me
You cannot kill me
Or from the proper Matrix...
Tank: Okay, so what do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo: Guns. Lots'a guns.
Or smiths speach about humans being viruses. Ace.