professional eh?

[Trash Man]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
> whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each
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> This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
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> Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers
> got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> proves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year
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[luke313]

Seen this before, but still managed to get all the answers wrong

[Knoxville]

lol, its all logic

people like executives etc overthink and over complicate problems, where as a child will look at it in its most simple way........then call you a muddafu**a and try and steal your wallet

[SilentDeath]

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
my answer was chop it up into small pieces

[Knoxville]

Originally posted by |SilentDeath|
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
my answer was chop it up into small pieces

thats how i get bodies into my freezer............

[steve threlfall]

Originally posted by Knoxville
lol, its all logic

people like executives etc overthink and over complicate problems, where as a child will look at it in its most simple way........then call you a muddafu**a and try and steal your wallet

said child is still waiting to be let out of the FREEZER

tis gona be a long wait

[Popa Bear]

Look, now you've made me feel stupid.

[tonicblue]

Originally posted by Knoxville
lol, its all logic

people like executives etc overthink and over complicate problems, where as a child will look at it in its most simple way........then call you a muddafu**a and try and steal your wallet

All logic???? Must be a bloody big fridge to start with then.

[Bindibadgi]

Originally posted by tonicblue
All logic???? Must be a bloody big fridge to start with then.

Well that's the point. How do you know the size of the fridge? It also says "a" fridge not "the" fridge emplying more than 1 fridge. Also, it doesnt state how long the conference is going on for, the crocs could be back. If the fridge is huge, how does just 1 person open it?

There's logic, then there's actual PRACTICALITY.

[Sibu]

lol as far as i knew this was just something I heard when i was smaller. I didnt know there was a practical use for it

[silent ben]

Originally posted by |SilentDeath|
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
my answer was chop it up into small pieces

same as, its better than trying to put a whole 1 in.

PS: got number 3 right

[tonicblue]

I got them right. well not the last. By the way. "A" means singular also if it means more than one (which it doesnt) how can you stick a giraffe into more than one while the door is closed. It does say in question 2 open the door implying it is closed.

good point about the size of fridge though. also about if it is that huge how can only one person answer it

[SilentDeath]

maybe u have to chop it up into lots of smallish peices and give them to sainsburys to sell, so it ends up in lots of ppls fridges... but then how would they attend the conference.... HOW WOULD THEY ANYWAY!

[Dfhaii]

i got all of them wrong . oh well will have to test other people

Col

[Nemeliza]

YAY i got question 1 and 4 right
Wheres my cookie?!