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"Don't get oxygen in my lungs its bad for me."
She was ment to say that getting oxygen in her blood was bad.
Anyone else got any funny comments their partner has made?
My girlfriend said this the other day
"Don't get oxygen in my lungs its bad for me."
She was ment to say that getting oxygen in her blood was bad.
Anyone else got any funny comments their partner has made?
not in the face.
lol. j/k.
how is getting oxygen in her blood bad?
Originally Posted by XA04
how is getting oxygen in her blood bad?
I think she ment oxygen bubbles, one little bubble and you can die
What were you doing to get oxygen in her blood?
Not around too often!
"that'll learn you!" <-- it's teach paul! TEAAAACH!
erm, that's more annoying than funny, but he just tends to come out with random revelations cant think of any atm tho, there's so many of them and they're just so random!
actually the saying is "that'll learn you" - its supposed to be incorrect.
Its a form of spoonerism - which is why my cat is known as the "cooking fat"
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talking of spoonerisms, my missus once said "i could see you in the ming wirror"
"You're dumped"
Oh hang on, that's not funny!
/kidding - ain't got no woman to dump me. Wait, that's not funny either.
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rofl Kez
Here's what the ex said to me:
"How do I make a call on your phone. Forget I said that."
Me: "Press the buttons love"
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My Fiance foned me from work when i was at home. She foned on the home fone and asked where i was................duh
Who are you there in the bushses........
Well before it was discovered I was deaf when I listened to my music loud my wife would say " That's F*&&*ng loud ,are you DEAF?" but now it's known i am deaf when I listen to my music loud she says "No F£%$&ng wonder you're DEAF.!!" LOL
Farts are like children.....You always love you're Own.!!!
Wise Men learn from Other people's mistake's...Fool's learn from their OWN.!!!
How about...
<phone call while working>
G/F "Where are you working"
Me "West End"
G/F "Anywhere near Neals Yard?"
Me "Yes"
"Can you buy me some Aloma Oil?"
Me "O.K. - Aloma Oil?"
"Yes, Aloma Oil"
So I go to Neals Yard during lunchtime, and the assistant and myself spend 20 minutes looking for Aloma Oil - I'm thinking it's some cross between Aloe Vera and something else. Finally we give up.
When I get home it turns out "Aloma Oil" is aRoma oil - any kind of aroma oil
Gawd - those Japanese and their crossed L's and R's....
She says to me today after getting off the boat:
"I was sat on the couch at the back, so i curled up, full stretch, and went to sleep"
i got a funny one, an ex was round at the house i lived in with 4 others and when i'd just made us some food she announced "he's a really good cock!" ...i could do little to prevent my laughter escaping round my mouthful of food. my mate just stood and gawped. she went bright red...
"cook, I meant cook"...
but it was already too late
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