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i'd personally say thats quite accurate. not that i have huge amounts of experiance but even so, women who i've noticed some of those signs from have often led to good things
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Fairly spot on me reckons, although it took me years to realise most of them, sigh,
All those missed oportunities Dohh
Now for the edited true version
I knew all the ways of a women already, Hell I've slept with thousends of them and have woed many more.
I constantly have em knocking at my door winking and pretending to want to borrow some sugar or coffee or slapping me around the face with their hair, whilst licking their lips etc.
Life's pretty hard at the moment with all this female attention, There just arn't enough hours in the day to satisfy them
ps hope the g/f don't read this as she might not think it funny
Last edited by ReDOcToBeR; 24-09-2003 at 01:19 PM.
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I've had a fair bit of experience with women....
I'd say it was scarily accurate.l
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Originally posted by Bazzlad
I've had a fair bit of experience with women....
I'd say it was scarily accurate.l
Lol screw you!!!
Originally posted by Bazzlad
Lol screw you!!!
Sorry m8 - couldn't resist it
Infact reminds me of another fave film quote...
Total recall:
SCREW YOU BENNY!!!!!!
When he drills him to death. Ace.
Swiss Tony rocks!
I guess that article could be pretty useful at uni... lol.
lol you wish, I wouldn't believe the uni stories about how everyone sleeps with a different girl every nightOriginally posted by th3 mol3
I guess that article could be pretty useful at uni... lol.
Tbh If you can't tell if a girl fancies you , then you're either blind or stupid or both.
Whats next - ten ways to open a door and close it behind you ?
I can only think of one, care to share the others?Originally posted by Skii
ten ways to open a door and close it behind you ?
I can always hope.Originally posted by Slick
lol you wish, I wouldn't believe the uni stories about how everyone sleeps with a different girl every night
I just hope they aren't true as I'm staying with my g/f through uniOriginally posted by th3 mol3
I can always hope.
Yeah thats the ironyOriginally posted by Slick
I can only think of one, care to share the others?
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