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    Chinese takeaway, funny!

    http://www.big-boys.com/articles/chinesefood.html

    Now this is absolutely hilarious. Well worth doing someday It's a long thing to listen to but well worth the listen

    Click click click!

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    that is class

    "you coming colect?"
    "no, we deliver, what name?"
    "the delivery driver?"
    "no we don't deliver, you come collect"


    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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    I'll have a Number 14 please, a nice big portion of SUPERB!
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    Naughty stuff hehe, i love it.

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    Haha, I work in a chinese, never happened to me. I'll be on the lookout though!

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    was that radio one?

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    Yeah that's Scott Mills for deffo

    totally class
    Last edited by MrFlibble; 11-04-2005 at 07:12 PM.

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    That is hilarious

    Quality gag .. and the other BBC ones good where they're commentation to the wedding like the national

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    class. listen to him on the radio at work...inspired!
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    I almost soiled myself when i heard this. The funny thing is, one of the chinese guys has a cockney accent 'cause he says "innit" a few times. So funny hearing two chinese people sort things out though rofl

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    Credit to OP.

    That really has made my week

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    Cheap laughs i guess

    Some ppl need them

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    Heh, "adult content" is filtered out at my workplace!

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