I had to laugh on the bus home today

[Knoxville]

Was just sitting there minding me own business trying not to pay attention to the two 13yo chavette's at the back of the bus reading whatever paper had been left on the back seat.......

1. wot britney spears is pregnaant, she's such a slag she is

2. yeah man she such a *expletive deleted* slut

they then went on to discuss how one of them shagged someone called bren who looked vaugley like justin timberlake that one of them had shagged in the school toilets.

Oh the Irony

[Norky]

Even more ironic is that they don't know what ironic means.

[skuzgib]

yeah, but no, but yeah but, no but I Soooooo can't beleive you just said that. you're a complete slag...

etc etc

[Twigman]

Anti-chav Party - a proper alternative

A vote for me, is a vote for the extinction of chavs

[Trippledence]

Theres someone who quite often gets my bus who listens to crappy dance music, through there ****ty Ministy of sound sterio. Its so iritating.

[Knoxville]

The ones that skin up on the back of single deckers are by far the worst tbh, like everyone doesn't know and smell what their doing

[Lead_Head]

Theres someone who quite often gets my bus who listens to crappy dance music, through there ****ty Ministy of sound sterio. Its so iritating.

Why is dance music crap?

[Tumble]

Why is dance music crap?

Ahh.. the eternal unanswered question... the actual quality that makes dance music crap has not been singled out yet... the boffins know it's there but just can't quite put their finger on it yet....

[Swafe]

Dance music to me all sounds the same, they all use that same damn sample 'do du do du'

[Knoxville]

But you could of course argue that metal is all over distorted guitars, widdly solo's and cookie monster vocals

[Swafe]

Well, I guess, lets not go there for now

[Matt1eD]

I like listening to the ministry of sound online radio. Then you can watch the webcam were people occasionaly walk in and out and they dance to the music! It does all sound do do do but that's why it's mysterially great - it has some weird evil lure.

[scottyman]

MoS is just weirdto me... it's like listening to creepy easy listening music - but faster with funny lights. give me rock/alt/metal/punk any day of the week.

[Rave]

Back OT- a guy got on the bus the other day and sat next to my wife. He had a bulldog dressed up in a complete policeman's uniform, complete with little truncheon and handcuffs. When she couldn't help cracking up he turned around and said "if you don't stop laughing Officer Burt will arrest you". The dog appeared to be loving it BTW.

[Lee H]

The ones that skin up on the back of single deckers are by far the worst tbh, like everyone doesn't know and smell what their doing

yeah they think they're so big and hard sat there roasting their "fivers" of crap that smells like 99.9% of it was made with melted down vinyl records.

I had to get the bus this morning and the was a dirty Chav on the back seat who looked like that one from the chavscum video and he kept asking everyone if they had a spare cig he could have.

GET A JOB YOU SCUMMER or sell your burberry labelled gear so you can afford some was my reply

[Emzay]

officer burt? rofl.

Chavs on the bus round here are just funny, my fav chav bus moment:

14 yr old chavette calls up bus to much older boy from same town: 'Eere! dave!! you know her *points to mate* boyfriend don't ya!

'dave': 'dunno....*to other girl* who's ya boyfriend?

other 14 yr olf chavette: 'I go out wi' trippy! Y'kno - one o' triplets from mickey!'*

Dave: 'what do they call the other two then?'

Chavette: 'Trip & Tripper'

Yes. Thats right. There are three teenaged triplets walking round west yorkshire going by the names of Trip, Trippy and Tripper. :|

*= Mickey = Micklefield.