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    Good job the DJ got in early and told her the answer wasn't "bike."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex
    Anyone want to paraphrase? My computer doesnt have any speakers atm...
    Its a radio competition.
    Man on Radio=MoR
    Silly Phone Contestant= SPC
    ...
    MoR -general knowledge question..Sir Walter Rayleigh is credited for bringing tobacco to this country, but he also introduced something else..what was it?

    SPC -Err, I dont know, could you give me a clue?

    MoR -Sir Walt. Ray., what else did he bring? If she says a bike wally, I'll kill her [laughter]

    SPC -I dont know, but I thought it was (cant understand)

    MoR -Right, ok, 1st 1/2of the word..think of your husband's stomach

    SPC -Big?

    MoR -No, No, No..what dya call it when you get a little round belly?

    SPC -A pot

    MoR -yes wonderful, so we've got pot. Now the next one's rather difficult [chuckles], its the no. after 7.
    [long pause, then laughter]
    told you it was difficult eh? we give ya time to think girl [still laughing]

    SPC -Pot 8

    MoR -Pot 8, yes, and...at the end of your feet?

    SPC -Me Slippers! [more laughter and man at radio is havin fits of laughter]

    MoR -When ur slippers are off, whats at the end of ya feet? [talking to her as if shes really stupid]

    SPC -Me toes.

    MoR -Put em all together, you get?

    SPC -Pot 8, pot, pot 8 toes

    MoR -So what are they?

    SPC -Pottytoes?

    MoR -[screaming +laughter] no what are they then, he brought back?? Are they what, the other thing he brought back..[giggles]. We've got the belly, the number after 7 and the things at the end of your feet, put the together you get??

    SPC -Pot, 8, toes

    MoR -Yes, so what are they, what did he bring back?

    SPC -Pot, 8, toes

    MoR -[having fits of laughter again, shouting] BUT WHAT ARE THEY?

    SPC -[shouting] I DONT KNOW

    MoR -YOU MUST KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!

    SPC -I dont, let me get my dictionary.. [laughter]

    MoR -What else did he bring back, tell me

    SPC -Pot, 8, toes

    MoR -Say it fast

    SPC -Pottytoes

    MoR -say it faster

    SPC -Pottytoes

    MoR -SO WHAT ARE THEY THEN?

    SPC -I DONT KNOW..[every one is in fits]

    (other man on radio) -eh, shall we go on?

    SPC -[in scouse accent] naaaa, ive never erd of it

    MoR -U NEVER 'ERD? Say it slooowww.

    SPC -POT, EIGHT, TOES

    MoR -YES, YES..So what were they he brought back?

    SPC -(shouting) I DONT KNOW!!

    MoR -YOUVE JUST TOLD ME!!...GOOD GOD WOMAN, YOUVE JUST TOLD ME! Say it very slooowww.

    SPC -Pot, 8, toes

    MoR -YES!!

    SPC -Well I dunno what they are!

    [fits of laughter again]

    (other man on radio) -give her a clue bill

    MoR -HOW CAN I GIVE HER A CLUE, SHES GOT IT!

    SPC -[whining] well you ask me what they are??

    MoR -BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE! ARE YOU ON YOUR OWN THERE?

    SPC -Yes

    MoR -Go and ask the woman next door what Pot, 8, toes are

    SPC -I dont think she'd know

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    Oh... dear...

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    it reads funnier than it sounded tbh

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    Heh. That's great, I've heard that before somewhere... Like that person who got the first question wrong on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

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