Right ladies and gents, in my unoffical role of HEXUS forum entertainer and general bored person, I've knocked up a HEXUS crossword for you lot to have a go at.
Here is the blank crossword; suggest you fire it up in paint, and have a blast at filling all the answers in. The first person to do so, and post it in this thread wins a special prize*.
Some are easy, some (I think) are a bit tricky, nearly all of them are spelt correctly (Just covering myself for that time when no-one can work out one of the clues, because I've cocked up the answer. )
No blabbing what the answers are in the thread, as you spoil it for others.
Right then, the grid and the clues. Get thinking:
(* = No you don't.)
Across
3. The sexiest HEXUS mod by far, who all the HEXUS lay-dees would give their right arm to sex up, but they are to be disapointed, as he doesn't sleep with birds with one arm. (4)
5. The original Kryten. Say no more. (5, 4)
7. A type of cake and Deckards nickname. (5)
9. Tiggerai wouldn't get the results she was lucking for without this fowl helper... (5, 4, 7)
13. Just a film staring Brad Pitt. Nothing more, nothing less. Nope. No sir. Nowt else. No hidden meaning. Oh no. (5, 4)
16. Oh look, its a penguin, with a red hat on, living in a house with no windows. I wonder what OS he uses? What a tricky clue! (5)
17. Ginger? Strawberry blonde? Who's to say. He's the HEXUS Mr Nice Guy, and a very canny chap. (6)
18. Popular game amongst the Hexites, the name of which, when shortened, is the sort of thing you might say if you were to witness a monkey knife fight. (5, 2, 8)
20. Argos looped earrings are 'boss gear'? Only if you are a member of this vile sub-class. (8)
Down
1. Sandal wearing, salad eating, Liberal Democrat voting, limp-wristed do-gooders, who read a crap newspaper. (12)
2. Fundusze inwestycyjne i powiernicze, if Googled, obviously. (5)
4. 12,054 - and rising quickly. (3)
6. Crap techo 'musician' who sometimes posts as '0iD' on these very forums. (4)
8. /. (5, 3)
10. If you kill his Kestrel, he'll cry! (3)
11. Lottery winning l33t speakers method of transport. (4, 6)
12. HEXUS lay-dee from north of the boarder. Is it the one you are thinking of? Corset is! (5)
14. Insufferable gonk who we associate with the best OS for people who don't wear tight black t-shirts. (4, 5)
15. A first person shooter and the place to chat (Well, idle) (5)
19. A bunch of Communists taking E? Thats a left wing... (4)