I was speaking to Kez on MSN, and he insisted I post this, so here we go.
I was talking to him about marrowfat peas, and the fact that for some reason, when I eat them, I suddenly gain the ability to freestyle gangsta rap, like Snoop 'Ro-Doop' Doggy Rog-To-The-Oggy Doggy Dog himself!
Its strange. I'll be there in my living room, watching the news, having my tea, and suddenly, after a mouthfull of marrowfat peas, I find myself getting bionic with da jizzonic chronic!
I can effortlessly rhyme my skillz, using words such as 'sensimilla', 'hash' and even 'Face to face with Dr Dre, are you ready to pay?'.
The effects last for roughly 20 minutes, and then I lose the power.
So, anyone else get this?