Caution milk contais milk!!

**Kitty** · 20-05-2005, 09:22 PM

really it should tell you what milk it is........ cows, goat, kangaroo, human now that would be interesting to kno

**muddyfox470** · 20-05-2005, 09:26 PM

Hehehe well there are always funny ones like this to be had

Cheese - Contains Milk
Salted Peanuts - May Contain Nuts

etc etc.

**megah0** · 20-05-2005, 09:28 PM

Our chainsaw came with the warning "Do not attempt to stop blades with hands"

**Kitty** · 20-05-2005, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by muddyfox470

Hehehe well there are always funny ones like this to be had

Cheese - Contains Milk
Salted Peanuts - May Contain Nuts

etc etc.

but cheese does contain milk, thats only on there for the idiots who really dont no it contains milk.

its the 'may contain' things that are funny because you kno they do so why put may contain? that'd be like putting milk MAY CONTAIN milk

**Howard** · 20-05-2005, 10:26 PM

Oh ****!

**oralpain** · 20-05-2005, 10:42 PM

Isn't that technically a milk jug, not a carton?

**Knoxville** · 20-05-2005, 10:46 PM

Isn't it KP nuts?

**G4Z** · 20-05-2005, 11:15 PM

pffft, I dont care what it is if I could be arsed Id edit it and change it to recepticle...

pedantic gimps...

**Hez** · 21-05-2005, 12:38 AM

Didnt Singapore airlines get sued by some yank because he ate a bag of peanuts and they didnt have a 'warning, contains nuts' on it. I mean if i was allergic to nuts then, personally, i would try not to eat anything with nut in the name...

Or is that just me?

**rajagra** · 21-05-2005, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Hez

Didnt Singapore airlines get sued by some yank because he ate a bag of peanuts and they didnt have a 'warning, contains nuts' on it. I mean if i was allergic to nuts then, personally, i would try not to eat anything with nut in the name...

Or is that just me?

Well, you can buy "vegetarian bacon" that is soya or tofu or some muck made to taste like bacon (allegedly).

As the nuts did not specifically state they contained nuts, maybe he assumed they were a non-nut alternative to nuts.

I am not a lawyer.

**Garion** · 21-05-2005, 01:22 AM

Best one is Cadburys Dairy Milk Wholenut - May contain nuts as is produced in a factory where nuts are used

I should bloody well hope Wholenut chocolate has nuts in it!

**megah0** · 21-05-2005, 01:23 AM

Anne Summers edible undies have the same "may contain nuts" warning too.....or so i'm told

**Ruggerbugger** · 21-05-2005, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by iranu

Packet of American Airlines peanuts - Instructions: Open bag, eat nuts.

I almost can't resist that one

**sexylady** · 21-05-2005, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by KeZZeR

Yeh i can just imagine, "MILKMAN SUED FOR NOT WARNING CUSTOMERS THAT MILK CONTAINS MILK!"

ha ha milkman be prepared!
i might be

thinking of that

**Donny John** · 21-05-2005, 09:54 AM

That's defo a (plastic) Bottle

**Donny John** · 21-05-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Pirate Pete

So, what exactly is this white liquid which contains 'milk'?

Pete

Not sure, some kid of Homogenised, Standardised, Skimmed and Pasteurised liquid

Think that did come out of a Cow at some point though

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